Bastardly Breaking News! Petra Nemcova Makes Cannes Film Festival Beautiful!

Recent reports courtesy of kind Bastardly Correspondents @ the Film Festival inform us that Petra actually walked—yes, using her very own feet!—to Ivana Trump’s Dinner Party held @ the deliciously serene Pangaea Soleil Beach. The report also pointed out how there was cockfest trailing her cute, little ass the entire way to the par-taay (see photos).

8 comments
Nikki

Haha, I'm always happy to help. No day is ever complete without Petra!

Jackson
Jackson

Nikki! my day is complete now thanks to you!

Nikki

PimpMofo, there is nothing wrong with being obsessed with Petra. I'd actually say it's quite a lot of fun... even if your friends make fun of you because you squeal when her Pantene commercials come on TV, haha. Anyway, click on the link that will hopefully be on my name. Seriously the cutest thing ever!

Thierry

Let's have a game : what is this girl saying ?

"Take a picture of me ! I'm as sexy as Petra !"

senin
senin

What's the other bitch saying? My cleavage makes up for my hook nose?

DudeGuy

I like how you have three pages, and the same picture of Petra on every page hahaha.

PimpMofo

Sometimes I wish I were gay so I don't have to be obsessed with Petra.