It was a slow day for us at The Bastardly but it doesn’t mean that the rest of The Bastardly Gossip Network wasn’t hard at work. Check out what was making headlines this Memorial Day!
-Alyssa Milano brings us the weather report and looks like it was a cold day at Shea Stadium.
-Let us all welcome Shiloh the Messiah into the world!
-On this Memorial Day let’s also remember heroes will be heroes. Big ups!
-Britney still smiling even with all the shit that falls upon her.
-Keeley Hazell…mmm…mommy, I’m thirsty!
-Damn you Christopher Knight!
-Eva Longoria and her cans in Cannes.
-In case you missed it the first time, Brad and Angelina had a baby girl and she wasn’t namded Brangelina.
-Conan’s “Jar Barf”
-Hmm…would I be interested in a Nicole Ritchie gangbang tape?
-Yes, Shilol wasn’t the only celebrity baby born. Congrats to Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale.
-Elizabeth Hurley still hot, too hot, and will always be hot.
-On this Memorial Day we have Latina flavored tuna… it’s Eva Mendes!
Even if we throw out personality, where Adriana Lima is automatically out for being a hardcore religious freak (who claims to be a virgin) with no personality or intelligence whatsoever, and Ale by contrast is fun, not religious, and has a great personality, then Ale still is way hotter than Adriana Lima. I don't get how anyone could think otherwise. Adriana is hot, for sure, she's hotter than basically any other model BUT Ale, but her teeth are a demerit -- she has some of the strangest teeth for a supermodel, not perfect at all, she makes up for it with her body and face, but her face is too rounded for me, I prefer the angular look that Ale has, and they both get huge points for sexy, naughty eyes and Lima has great lips, too. But I mean seriously... Ale all the way. She's the hottest woman in the world.
if this photo was used by a bastardly lady of the day. i don't think team bastardly would be as kind....
Ana Beatriz, Alessandra Ambrósio, Adriana Lima, Izabel Goulart and Gisele Bündchen are all gorgeous brazilian super models. Nowadays they are the best ones... unbeatable!!!!
"Ana Beatriz Barros is so gorgeous! Way better looking than Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio in my opinion."
Sacrilege, does though wish to invoke the anger of the Lima Clan, watch thy tongue. "Demons Out!"
#6 Haha!
I saw that movie "Shiloh" about the puppy - it was great!
jar barf, just the thing to welcome you back to work!!
[...] In respsonse to this comment I just had to do a post for Ana Beatriz Barros coming in at #20 for Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006. [...]
From the links. I think britney looks pretty good. I hope the rumors are true and she wont be with keven much longer. You have to hand it to her ... I don't know if i could leave my house knowing what people have said or would say about me... she's got confidence.
Ana is beyond definitely the best of the Brazilians (I've never understood Ale's appeal, and Adriana has demon eyes), but there's just something about Petra. We should start a petition to get them on the cover of the SI swimsuit issue together!
They're all gorgeous, that's why they're models. Each has her own beauty. And Ana's no exception. She has a great body, they all do, but her eyes are very stunning and she has very unique feautures. Beautiful girl.
Ana i meant
yea you know what... i'd say she's the prettiest one... she overall has the most perfect features and to me is gorgeous... wow nice pics!!!
The Hollywood stars have named their baby daughter Shiloh, a Hebrew word which translates roughly into "an abused beagle pup"
or "a bloody civil war battle"
Ana Beatriz Barros is so gorgeous! Way better looking than Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio in my opinion.
That jar barf skit from Conan is hilarious.
About Ana...yeah she's no Petra...she is much more beautiful :P, well in my opinion anyway. Can't there be a post on her as she was #20 in the Bastardly poll?
Eva has some scrawny legs and what is up with her "cans"? They are full and pushed up in that peach dress and then in the next dress with the LOW v-neck they are barely and A cup. And PLEASE woman, lay off the fake eyelashes! Yikes.
Hmmm... this reminds me - I meant to complain about the relative lack of Ana Beatriz Barros posts. She's no Petra... but I'm pretty sure she's second in my book. The picture I linked to my name is absolutely to die for... though I guess Amanda Salvato deserves some credit for that, too.