Monthly Archives: May 2006

Super Prostitute Mariah Carey & her Puppy Whore it up

These were snapped near Radio City Music Hall, so let’s hope she snatched a well-connected music exec for the night.

- Joss Stone Bikini Pictures. Did Joss Stone lose 20-30lbs?
- Rachel Bilson is Drunk
- Paris Pissed Off at Cannes
- UseMyComputer brings a juicy photo of Adriana Lima sucking…

- Jaime Pressly Doesn’t Want a Sex Tape
- The Law of Spokepersonism
- Lindsay Lohan is Moving to London. It’s about fucking time she moves out of the US.
- Tom & Katie’s Lazy Sunday
- Mariah Carey Is Tacky; Has Great Legs

- Kristen Cavalleri Visits The Moon
- Boning Paris Hilton: Career suicide or necessary evil?
- No Dress Can Stand Against Victoria Silvstedt and Her Boobers
- The People We Love to Hate shows the evil side of xanex.

- Spider-Man 3 Set Pictures
- “The Breakup” sucks ass
- Pinks Nipples in Black and White
- Ben Affleck Has a Headache

- Alyssa Milano is a Baseball Fan…Hairy arms, perky nips! Ow!
- Carmen Electra: The Ageless Tuna

Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba wears a Buddha t-shirt

Jessica Alba looks like she needs some love and happiness in her life. Maybe she’s a little down because of the supposed break-up between her and Cash and her apparent move to New York. Jessica, I could be all the love and happiness you need in your life! I’ll let you rub me for good luck! Atleast Jessica had the decency to look presentable compared to earlier this morning’s Alicia Silverstone.

Where to classify Erica Durance? Babes, Buttafaces, Uglies?

Okay, so Erica Durance was on the cover of FHM and those photos were ridiculously smokin…like, it made you just wanna whip it out. However, maybe I’m being too harsh, but I just don’t see her as crackin in these pictures….granted there’s been no Photoshop work done but you’d figure if a girl is hot, she’ll keep a fairly consistent level of hotness no matter what the situation or event, right?

So maybe this post is premature but I wasn’t sure what to do with these pictures and didn’t know where I’d appropriately classify her…is she a straight up babe? Her body does look bangin…but I’m not in love with that face…or is she just ugly (highly unlikely)???

Bastardly Lady of the Day - Harmoni

Harmoni writes:

I’m half white and half Puerto rican. GO PUERTO RICO! I want to be Bastardly Lady of the Day, I even included pics with no makeup….go on…. give me your best shot.

Do you like your boobs?
I have small boobs….as you can see. And I think bigger ones are more attractive. But I would NEVER get a boob job.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I’m a virgin. And I don’t plan on marrying a geezer.

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
When I was like 11 I got “you look like a little Britney Spears” which if you notice by now, is an insult.

What makes you Bastardly?
We need more Bastardly Puerto Ricans.

*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

Bastardly Breaking News! Alicia Silverstone has a big pimple!

Looks like Alicia Silverstone just don’t give a fuck anymore while out walking the streets. I think she’s looking for that same Rite Aid that Jessica Alba shops at to get some treatment for that sucka on her forehead. Otherwise she’ll be calling up Jessica Simpson, Diddy, and Kelly Clarkson for the hook-up on some Proactiv. Damn…and she was so smokin hot in Clueless. Brittany Murphy must be laughing everytime she sees how Alicia is looking now.

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