Posts from July 2014

Where to classify Erica Durance? Babes, Buttafaces, Uglies?

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Okay, so Erica Durance was on the cover of FHM and those photos were ridiculously smokin…like, it made you just wanna whip it out. However, maybe I’m being too harsh, but I just don’t see her as crackin in these pictures….granted there’s been no Photoshop work done but you’d figure if a girl is hot, she’ll keep a fairly consistent level of hotness no matter what the situation or event, right?

So maybe this post is premature but I wasn’t sure what to do with these pictures and didn’t know where I’d appropriately classify her…is she a straight up babe? Her body does look bangin…but I’m not in love with that face…or is she just ugly (highly unlikely)???

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Bastardly Lady of the Day - Harmoni

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Harmoni writes:

I’m half white and half Puerto rican. GO PUERTO RICO! I want to be Bastardly Lady of the Day, I even included pics with no makeup….go on…. give me your best shot.

Do you like your boobs?
I have small boobs….as you can see. And I think bigger ones are more attractive. But I would NEVER get a boob job.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I’m a virgin. And I don’t plan on marrying a geezer.

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
When I was like 11 I got “you look like a little Britney Spears” which if you notice by now, is an insult.

What makes you Bastardly?
We need more Bastardly Puerto Ricans.

*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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Ana Beatriz Barros - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 - #20

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In respsonse to this comment I just had to do a post for Ana Beatriz Barros coming in at #20 for Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006.

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Bastardly Breaking News! Alicia Silverstone has a big pimple!

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Looks like Alicia Silverstone just don’t give a fuck anymore while out walking the streets. I think she’s looking for that same Rite Aid that Jessica Alba shops at to get some treatment for that sucka on her forehead. Otherwise she’ll be calling up Jessica Simpson, Diddy, and Kelly Clarkson for the hook-up on some Proactiv. Damn…and she was so smokin hot in Clueless. Brittany Murphy must be laughing everytime she sees how Alicia is looking now.

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Roselyn Sanchez vs. Eva Longoria - Bastardly ALMA Awards Promos Matchup

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Here’s a quick little Bastardly Matchup between two of our favorite Latinas…Roselyn Sanchez and Eva Longoria. We’re under a week away from the ALMA Awards being aired on ABC with the hottest dance sequence in the history of television. Here we have the host, Eva Longoria, and Roselyn Sanchez, who had the amazing upskirt that night.

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Bastardly MILF Institute Grants Admission To Angelina Jolie

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Even if you were too occupied over this Memorial Day weekend you’ve probably read/heard about the birth of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, aka Baby Brangelina. Every news outlet and blog has probably already done their article/post on this and so there would really be no point for us at The Bastardly to reiterate this news.

Rather we’d like to officially congratulate Angelina’s acceptance into The Bastardly M.I.L.F. Institute. Yeah sure she already had super mega power adoption lottery winners Maddox and Zahara but we had to keep admission from Angelina until she gave birth to one of her own. Other members of this prestigious group include the likes of Brooke Burke, Vanessa Bryant, Elizabeth Hurley, and Denise Richards to name a few.

So in addition to congratulating Brad and Angelina on their heathly baby like everyone else, we’d like to commend Angelina as she has officially crossed the threshold into the world of M.I.L.Filicious.

Alessandra Ambrosio & Ana Beatriz Barros for Memorial Day

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It was a slow day for us at The Bastardly but it doesn’t mean that the rest of The Bastardly Gossip Network wasn’t hard at work. Check out what was making headlines this Memorial Day!

-Alyssa Milano brings us the weather report and looks like it was a cold day at Shea Stadium.
-Let us all welcome Shiloh the Messiah into the world!
-On this Memorial Day let’s also remember heroes will be heroes. Big ups!

-Britney still smiling even with all the shit that falls upon her.
-Keeley Hazell…mmm…mommy, I’m thirsty!
-Damn you Christopher Knight!

-Eva Longoria and her cans in Cannes.
-In case you missed it the first time, Brad and Angelina had a baby girl and she wasn’t namded Brangelina.
-Conan’s “Jar Barf”

-Hmm…would I be interested in a Nicole Ritchie gangbang tape?
-Yes, Shilol wasn’t the only celebrity baby born. Congrats to Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale.

-Elizabeth Hurley still hot, too hot, and will always be hot.
-On this Memorial Day we have Latina flavored tuna… it’s Eva Mendes!

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