Posts from July 2014

Buttaface Tracey Bregman @ 2006 All Butta Daytime Emmys

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 10

Damn you, Alex Trebek!! That’s too much buttaboobies for an old man like Alex! I’m getting all teary eyed for the old guy. Good for him!!

These were snapped @ the Daytime Emmy Award Show a few days back.

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Kate Beckinsale Does New Cigarette Workout Video

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These pics are a little old, but Kate is looking way too hot for me to just pass them up.

Kelly Osbourne should buy really considering bagging a few cartons of puffs & see what this video can do for her!

Here are more snaps of Kate puffin’ away.

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Buttabody Star Jones: Proof That Al Reynolds Is Gay

 in the weewizzle hours by 26

Reminder: Buttafaces.com will soon have all the Buttafaces!!

Grab your yackbag (or two, or maybe three) before continuing.

Godspeed.

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Midnight Hottie Snack by Victoria’s Secrets. Yummy!

 in the weewizzle hours by 27

Victoria’s Secrets needs to go into the adult industry & whore out their women. I just know that sales will go through the roof b/c let’s admit it, Vic’s seasonal catalog is just as useful to guys as it is to girls.

The company needs to figure out a way to monetize the male population. Two distro channels come to mind: The lucrative adult industry AND/OR straight up whoring of their women. Of course, we here @ the Bastardly are fine w/ either. Regardless, the Horndogg Community anxiously awaits the day some horny bastard infiltrates Victoria’s Secrets executive team. As a result, I can see two things happening: All hell will break lose in terms of content for guys & Adriana Lima will finally lose her virginity b/c the horny bastard of an exec will take advantage of the bombshell behind closed doors while renegotiating her contract. Ow!

Anyway, remember to vote for your Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006!!

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