Posts from July 2014

The Bastardly Minute With… Mandy Moore

 while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 18

Yup, as you can see there’s not much for me to post up today after being out of town so I figure I’d just let those who are actually coming to the site on this Memorial Day look at pictures the whole day…

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Christina Milian's thunder thighs and apple bottom

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 80

Well, these shots of Christina Milian were from her performance at BET’s Spring Bling. Not really much to say except that she looks good and I, for one, am liking those meaty-looking legs and that bootay….wa-bam!!!!

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Carmen Electra wants you to buy the ThighStyler

 in the weewizzle hours by 10

I know I’ll probably end up watching this infomercial late night one of these days just because Carmen Electra is in it…however, I would’ve much more appreciated if the director suggested Carmen wear less, A LOT LESS clothes to demonstrate as I think that’d help sales or atleast increase viewership.

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Evangeline Lilly Not LOST At The Bastardly

 in the middle of the afternoon by 30

We haven’t lost our Bastardly minds here and are aware of the pure hotness of Evangeline Lilly…I’ve never watched an episode of LOST and so I really can’t appreciate her hotness but I can appreciate our homies within The Bastardly Gossip Network. Have a great Memorial Day weekend!

-I remember watching “Friends” and Jennifer Aniston’s pokey nipples…things haven’t changed.
-Brandon Davis is your friend, my friend, damnitt, he’s everyone’s friend!
- Happy 80th Birthday, Hef! The over/under on number of women he sexed that night is 15.

-Paparazzi should fear Kate Moss…unless you offer her cocaine.
-The Pussycat Dolls are NOT Dolls
-Say “Hellooo!!!” to Rebekah Teasdale!!!
-Nick Lachey’s flavor of the week. Play on Playa!!!

-Au revoir Michelle Rodriguez! We’ll miss your, well, not really.
-Ryan Phillippe could be the next Mr. Mom
-Jesse James only now knocked-up Sandra Bullock???
-3 Reasons to watch X-Men 3!

-Katharine McPhee’s boobs still killing servers!
-Health and Fitness advice from The Olsen Monkeys….riiiiiiight!
-Hey Jillian! Could you lick me next???
-What does K-Fed and Gollum have in common?

-Paris Hilton never ceases to surprise me.
-The Final Daily Danza…Judith Light is expecting a call!
-Paris Hilton and raunchy seem to fit like hand in glove.
-Today’s flavor of Tuna has a mystique flavor…it’s Rebecca Romijn!

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Jackie Guerrido & The Bastardly Weekend Forecast

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I really don’t even have a clue what the red clouds like that means but oh well….

Anyways, to all you Bastardly readers, have a great Memorial Day weekend…I’m off to Vancouver B.C. for a couple days!!!! Be safe and Bastardly at the same time!

Jennifer Love Hewitt not looking completely terrible

 in the middle of the afternoon by 38

With the exception of the short hair I’d have to say that Jennifer Love Hewitt didn’t look so bad at The Break Up premiere. Most likely because she’s wearing a dress where she shows a little cleavage and so we can kinda just hope/wish/imagine what those puppies look like.

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Jacqueline Obradors wants to sell you crap for your dog

 after a late four martini lunch by 5

First we had Katherine Heigl trying to sell you the crap in her purse…now we have Jacqueline Obradors doing what looks like a sales ad for the local pet store. Maybe Mischa Barton could buy a few things.

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Bastardly Breaking News! Mischa Barton shops Whole Foods!

 after a late four martini lunch by 18

Well, now that she’s got a lot of time on her hands, the chick can stand to wait in line at Whole Foods. Whole Foods is a fucken awesome place to shop….love it!

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