Ana writes:

Hello, I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a Portuguese (not same as Brazilian but just as cute) girl on your site I wouldn’t say I’m the hottest but i definitely think I could be a BLOTD, What do you think?

Do you like your boobs?

Love them, it’s not always about the size, the shape counts too ;-)

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?

Well, my Grandpa is kinda young ….. Does sleeping with a dude half the age of my Grandpa for half the money count?? LOL

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?

OH! That’s why they do it?? Ha ha Sure, I used to get Jennifer Lopez a lot (before I lost weight) but that was usually in a dark nightclub…….

What makes you Bastardly?

A few years ago and ex boyfriend and I were having an argument outside of a restaurant where our friend was throwing a party, he was a real ass and when his friends came outside he started getting louder and yelling names out at me (like b*tch, wh*r* , ETC) so I punched him as hard as I could in the head in front of all his friends and made him fall over a parked car. Needless to say I ran like hell when he snapped out of the daze because he wanted to kill me!! See that boys, don’t disrespect your girl in public cause she just may pack a mean punch!!

I’m also Bastardly because I run my fathers auto mechanic and auto body repair shop (Branco’s Auto Shop, not to brag but we’re pretty big). I write estimates and I know all about cars and car parts and I’ve taken numerous auto shop classes (I run it because he doesn’t speak English very well, he just dishes the dough). You have to see the look on peoples faces when they see me here and when i go write their estimate… Priceless

*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!