Posts from July 2014

The Bastardly Minute With… Sanaa Lathan

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Now Sanaa Lathan is a a beautiful sista!!! I always seem to catch her movies on like TBS, ABC Family, or VH1 and it’s hard just not to tune in and it seems like she’s always in a role where as the audience you’re pulling for her to be happy in the end…. when you know she will.

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Hayden Panettiere answers the $3,000,000 question

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The things Hayden Panettiere is destined to do/leak once she turns 18…sextape, cocaine, sextape, heroine, sextape, rehab, sextape, more rehab…sextape in rehab.

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Bastardly Lady of the Day - Madison

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Madison writes:

I swore to myself that I’d never do this… but I’ve been visiting your site for too long and it’s time to STOP THE MASSACRE OF THE ASIANS! Comments like, “All Asians look the same,” and “Asians are ass-ugly” from my fellow readers have pushed me to the limit.

Oh… and you’ll be hearing from a few of my hot Asian friends! Haha.

…1/2 Japanese, 1/4 Chinese and 1/4 White… haha I know, some of those readers can be brutal. Oh well, hopefully I can take it =]

Do you like your boobs?
I’m a gymnast so I like the fact that they don’t get in the way. :)

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I don’t believe in sex before marriage. =D

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Well I guess there aren’t many Asian celebrities to choose from, haha. When I’m in Tokyo I get “You look just like (insert random Japanese pop star)!” from horny older men.

What make you Bastardly?
Well… I love Adriana Lima! ;) Haha, and I’m young and crazy and fun!

*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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Bastardly Breaking News! Tara Reid walks around in Cannes!

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Tara Reid somehow snuck herself an invite to Cannes since we know she hasn’t done anything that would garner some acclaim at Cannes. Here she is the morning after a typical “Taradise” night of excessive drinking, puking, and random drunken sex.

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Barry Bonds - What is the Bastardly Opinion?

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Tuxman writes:

With Barry Bonds on the brink of surpassing Babe Ruth as the #2 all time home run leader, what do you think about Barry and his accomplishments. He’s a multiple MVP in the National league, even before his home-run race, and has been the ultimate Anti-Hero for Baseball the past 3-4 seasons. He’s really been the life-blood of baseball since his single-season homerun record, set a few years back. Whether you like him or not, he makes news. So with all the recent alligations surrounding Barry do they tarnish his entire career forever??

On a personal note…I SO have that 87 Topps rookie card of Barry Bonds!…somewhere at home

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