Esther writes:
Your readers lambasted me for my crazy colored and halfway frizzy, curly hair, and appropriately so, I suppose. Some of those pictures were questionable. Well, some suggested that I redo my hair and send in the photos. Actually, 2 months ago I redid my hair from the multicolored blonde featured in most of the pics, That style was an experiment my colorist somehow talked me into. I have since dyed it dark - MYSELF - no professional salon job.
I wanted to let the BLOTD readers know that my hair is light ash blond not dark as they all supposed and it is VERY curly in the front. Not fried! I can condition, blow dry and straighten my hair, but at the end of a 14 hour work day in the humid south (as was the case in some of those photos), you are bound to catch it frizzy, fuzzy or halfway curly. That is simply what it is. Frizzy hair and an oily face, I still know I look better than all of you with frizzy hair and oily skin!
Also, I am neither a commie, a Circle K worker or a lady with a boring desk job. I work a fast paced, high stress job in management and like to come home in the evening and unwind by reading trashy sites like the Bastardly. ;-)
*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!
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She looks GREAT! No, make that HOT!
She kinda reminds me of Alexis Arquette in the 2nd and 3rd pics... no offense.
I thought she looked way better before
picture 3 is scary
Marry me. I'll do your body good.
She's pretty. The hair does look better but the two streaks must go. Esther, if you want a different color to highlight your face then get a color that's a couple of tones lighter and not just in the front but everywhere. Bleaching those two sections looks out of place. The darker color you chose is great with your complexion though. Long side swept bangs will take care of the forehead problem. I like how you keep you makeup simple and not trashy. It makes you look very healthy. And if you have oily skin always keep blotting sheets on hand and always have a transluscent powder with you too. Having a healthy glow is nice but being too oily just makes you look sweaty and gross. I've got oily skin too but you know, people with oily skin are less prone to wrinkles later in life to that's one benefit!
Everybody was raving about how pretty they thought this girl was, but sorry. I don't see it at all. I thought she was just plain looking before, now she just looks plain ugly. Sorry, but a really beautiful face doesn't need to rely on hair...and a confident woman wouldn't need to send in her pictures, especially more than once. You just sound like an insecure woman... especially with your comment about how you look better than all of us with frizzy hair and an oily face.
MAN, SUCKS TO HAVE GOTTEN IN ON THIS LATE...STILL PUKING FROM HER LAST POST/ATTEMPT...do you shave your eyebrows and vagina with a lawnmower?
But now, alas, you're in bad odour with the Bastardly. Do you imagine your friends being shamed by your disgrace? Do you see them acting unamused, embarrased and crushed by your failure; a sorry, petty end of a promising pictoral career on a celeberity bashing website? What is worst about this humiliation Esther? Is it that you are just buck ass ugly, or is it how your failure will reflect on your mommy and daddy? Is your worst fear that people will now and forever believe they were indeed just good old Southern trailer camp tornado bait white trash and that perhaps you are too?
I am cracking up laughing at the motorcycle helmet comment.. I can totally picture her cruising down the road with her chin leading the way.. breaking the wind, so to speak. Man if her and Leno ever hooked up the chin would take over the world!!!
aahahah so true she looks exactly like the chick from 24.. please never allow this chick to post a picture again her attitude + face just piss me off.
Before you didn't look that bad, now you look horrible; when you smile you look like a man!
She's cute. Hair looks great. I like the non conventional beauty. Not gorgeous, but I'm sure she can turn a few heads.
it must be a nightmare for you, when shopping for motorcycle helmets. your chin would protrude a full 4 inches outta the bottom.
i thought it was game, set and match that you were a below average fug? i got one compliment...you sure are white.
She has oily ass skin and the hair coloring is so 80's. She okay I guess, nothing to write home about.
Oh I love it when people's need to be "loved" causes them to get desperate.
Girl isn't fugly but she should loose the trashy white streaks. Unless her high stressjob is working at Hooters. Hey, don't hate. I heard it can't get pretty stressful down at Hooter's.
(I agree with the above comments about getting some bangs. 'Cause DAMN)
The hair is white trash, plain and simple. I don't think she is hideously ugly, but for some reason I am repulsed by her.
I think she is extremely pretty :)
I say get rid of the blonde at the front and you'll be good to go
Did you set Jack Bauer up? You knew the chinese were going to take him right?
You look a lot hotter then you do on the show.
YES YES WOULD GET SLAMMED LIKE THE CHEAP HO SHE REALLY IS.
and the fake smile scares me......... genuine is the only way to go, which means that someone else has to take the picture.....
Wait, fast-paced stressful job, frizzy hair, and oily face. DING DING! Shift manager at a restaurant!
I live in the humid South and have curly hair..... two words to cure it: deep conditioner...
and the greasy face? astringent
easily fixed! just do these things before you take more pics, k?
what tha fuck to yall i think shes pretty.
hahahah moss
first time was one too many.. i second the NEXT
I can tell you dyed it YOURSELF - no professional job. Look at that crap you missed in the front.
I'm totally down with the streaks, I think they help bring out her eyes a bit. The last photo by far is the best, good symmetry going on.
I'd be more than glad to help her relax after a long day :)
esther, hun, before i "bash" you, let me congratulate you on your new improved look...
as to your statement that you look better than the rest of us, that is simply egotistical... its like waving a flaming matchstick in a room full of gasoline.
when will these BLOTDs learn that nobody will ever be perfect for the panel of "judges"? no matter how hot they are.
whats more funnier is the ones that do a round 2 (or 3). they do their first stint, got mauled, now theyre coming back for more?
god, talk about extreme insecurity that needs constant feeding of compliments...
esther, if you really think (and know) that you look "better" than us, then why fish for compliments here?
i dont. why? because my self-esteem is well-fed, on a regular basis...
angel, im not talking about my pussy, aight? lmao...
ur hot, yes. but u definitely got that "bow u monkeys, cuz i look hotter than the rest of u" kind of attitude. a lil personality adjustment wont hurt...
1st time shame on me (you took us seriously?) ....2nd time shame on you....(for caring and doing this shit again!) Is that a glazed drugged/vacant look I see in your eyes or are you just happy to be here again?
OMG, it's Mr. Ed!
All I can say is El-fucking-vira,not the ones the Oak Ridge Boys sing about either, the scary one w/ the fake bressesss.
Girl, I thought you looked cute with the "frizzy" hair. But you know how the bastardly are... You know how much us straight-hair folks would kill to have naturally wavy hair like you?
Goddamn. You're still obsessing over that shit? You scary, Bitch.
Last photograph is her reflection in the mirror. That's not her face. It's the best picture but it's just a simetrical image of her face....not her real face. What we see in the mirror is not real, is just simetrical. That's why many people don't recognize themselves on photographs. It's a pity she is beautiful in the last one.
She has a huuuge chin when she smiles. Not that attractive. There is something about her face that I find highly unattractive but I'm not sure what it is. She doesn't look good, straight or curly hair
you dug yourself into the biggest deepest hole here with all those stupid self inflating comments. so that makes it: not hot, not so smart, and def not bastardly. give it up.
I agree with bitchy bitcher........ deflate the head a bit and then try again....
Hair's better but the rest remains marginal at best...
Oh and I forgot the other Bastardly requirements.
1. Takes her own picture because she has no friends (because they are tired of her being more delusional than Star Jones)
2. Drugged out vacant look trying to pass for sexxy.
NEXT!
dark hair is the way to go with you. it agrees with your skin tone and makes the color of your eyes pop. good job!
GOD PRESERVE US! It is Ann Coulter!
Hmmm... Let's see.. Has Esther improved... Ugly horse face, check. Unnatural looking hair, check. Still has an overinflated self opinion, check.
Yup! Definitely Bastardly! A fug who thinks she's hot!
is it just me or did she looks way better classier and more unique before?
Hey I remember her. Yeah, that was some frizzy shite, but I thought she was cute. I dunno, I kinda dig the streak thing, but the only thing that I don't like is how long her hair is. I think she'd look smokin' hot with it a little shorter to round out her face a bit. I really like that last picture though, kinda reminds me of a really young Kim Catrall or however you spell it.
Cute. This ones a keeper too
great improvement!
hair is def making an improvement on the overall picture.. maybe lose the unnatural streaks of blonde on the front too? n instead put more subtle highlights through it
she should dye those front pieces dark, absolutely. maybe then I'd actually be impressed. she's "kindergarden teacher" pretty, too awkward looking to be gorgeous
okay...your face is pretty..your hair looks MUCH better now...but now it's your attitude that is ugly as all hell...maybe work on that and come back, huh?
*LOL* You work in management, VIP apparently. Yet you obsessively send in your pictures to a site like bastardly? You're beautiful, frizzy hair or not, but something is just so so so off about this whole thing.
UGH. What a glutton for punishment.
These pics are NOT an improvement, only in the last pic do you look 1/2-way pretty.
What a waste of a BLOTD, we've been there, ripped it apart before.
hon, your face is too long. do us and yourself a favor and get some bangs to cover that forehead.
is it just me, or does she she look like celine dion (in the last pic) before the accident?