Bastardly Lady of the Day - Mandy Keller aka Suicide-Stock

I love how barely any Certified Bastards checked in on this one...This chick is hot, if your into autistic or retarded looking girls. Seriously this chick thinks she's some kind of alternative/suicide girl model? She can F.R.O. and so can that retard-liker that bragged her up on the 1st page. Also for all the assholes who diss the people who shit talk the people who put their pictures up, they can F.R.O. this is Bastardly not Hello Kitty, say nice things, unicorn rainbow. Ya dumb bunch of goofs. You better have your shit together if you are going to run the gauntlet of Bastardly Capice?!

How did I miss this one????!

she only looks good in side profile pics--pics taken front on make her look kinda pug nosed. notice that nearly all her pics are taken from side angles--there's a reason for that!!

i dont no if has already mentioned this but...

god i hate the way she tries to stick out her lips!!!!!

so annoying!! too slutty...

I'd fuck you, but that's all!

I have a little more common sense than to submit my photos to a website like this.

I have submitted this post to the webmaster and it will be removed ASAP.

Just as a thought! emo slut!

Who the fuck is gonna buy the above bull? I bet she's using that as an excuse because she's the one who sent the pics in. stop lying bitch! that eva chick said the same shit! you should know better!

I'm not exactly how sure I came across this but.. wow.

First of all, I'd love to know how I got submitted onto this site in the first place.

I'm speechless. In comparison to all of you illiterate fucks who judge on.. foreheads and eyebrows? Dear fucking christ. Those photos are for other artists to use in their artwork and you'd never catch me dead in those outfits. These are year + old photos.

My last name is not Keller and I and not from Bulgaria. Simple as that.

I have nothing to say, but I am enjoying sitting back in my seat and grinning at all these pathetic comments. =)

You may not understand the photos, the poses, the facial expressions or her outfits. You gotta understand how DeviantArt works. Her gallery there is of stock photos for use on that website. People like various odd outfits and lots of expressions to work with. I'm from the website so I know how it works there...

Personally, I'm was kind of jealous of her looks, but when I looked closer and saw that some of her pix are airbrushed lots, I got over it. She's cute, but she'd look better natural. And hey, her body IS nice.

her forehead and brow .. maybe possibly even the eyes .. remind me of Judy Garland

goddammit Mandy --

why...WHY the hell do you pluck the shit out of your eyebrows?

Ask a gal-pal to take a dump of greasy, runny tirds on your face and then send us a digi-snap, because that will be much better to look at than those f*cked-up, cheap-shit-looking eyebrows you've given yourself.

I think Wicked Angel and Cutina from da MidWest are related.

Um, loose the frankenstyle boots man. So last season! I give her a nine she might be a ten but something is up with the oh so perfect brow, it says to me wax and wax alot or I might look like chewbacca.

To # 69:

Also, natural beauty ? Riiiiiiight. I do not know since when fifty layers of foundation, mascara, eyeliner and dirty black eyeshadow became natural beauty .

or photoshop.

This girl is pretty from the side. In fact, most of her poses feature this "side" angle.

she is OK

she isnt ugly nor is she pretty

she is just a plain jane

with, however, the most DISGUSTING style ever

what the hell is with those boots?!?!?!

they look like they are made for walking on the moon or something...

she is ok

she isnt ugly nor pretty

just a plain jane

with, however, the most disgusting style

what the hell is with those boots?!?!?!?!?!

she's a classic case of cute from afar and far from cute when close

She looks like a cheap prostitute, but hey, I'm just assuming anyone who buys silver platform boots doesn't wear them to go to a normal work place.

On top of the whorish feet wear, who the hell takes pictures looking like this unless it's to:

a) put in her porn actress/model portfolio

b) send to her pimp back in Romania to show him how much better she's doing now

c) try to find a new pimp by using The Bastardly

These photos aren't sexy, they're just trashy. Given that this girl doesn't seem shy at all, I'm pretty sure she didn't post a bikini picture just because her herpes would be visible. EW.

what is up with these BLOTDs? did girls stop submitting their own pictures? all these girls are submitted by "friends"

SPERM EYEBROWS ARE NOT HOT!!!!!

Yh, shes hot but take away the pencil thin eyebrows and skanky clothes and she would be hotter

wouldn't*

OOOO Hottie! Miss Murder!!! Hell yea. But please lose the clothes baby, I'm sick of the whole emo shit. I'd bang the breaks off you! you woudln't be able to move that ass for a month.

I like my girls with class. These kind of girls that pose like this don't get my respect. I see them as used up trash that I could twirl my meat around. Get some class hoe. You'd be more gorgeous if you classed it up...not skanky. Your outfits are horrific. Where did you get this PVC shit from?

Stop whining about being trashed if someone sends in their pics. Don't get mad at us for trashing them and tellin them like it is, but get mad at the bimbo who sent in the fucking pic in the first place. You know damn well this is the bastardly, and people are brutally honest. Filled with sharks just waiting to launch an attack. Good god, grow the fuck up!

Okay she's cute, but I don't like the conceited attitude.

#20. this is site is the only normale place where the guys are actually honest! and dont want to fuck every moving chik..(they do BUT the hot moving ones! :) this girl is ugly! very!

sorry to dissapoint,but i'm no Suicide-Stock :)

my honest opinion on her is that up-close she has very good features,although her beauty may be an acquired taste because her 'alternative semi-goth style' may put off some people.

on deviantart.com though she is one of the stock model goddesses,so please be more accomodating with her 'apparent narcissism' and 'modelling poses' because she IS modelling for the site although for free, as a service.

i think she needs some polishing but otherwise her feautures are a very unique blend, and considering that she is quite young (19) she will easily blossom into a stunning woman.

i'm suprised about the negative feedback though because i think she does fit the 'exotic, pouty,cat-eyed' image favoured by a lot of the readers here (eg. Adriana,Mila Kunis),but then again,can't expect nothing less than biting criticism from bastardly. :)

Question: Where does she find these shoes? And why the hell is she wearing them?! I hope she doesn't wear these shoes in the real world and outside her house!

I don't like her I've seen better girls in here!

THat forehead is HUUUUUUGE. Her eyebrows are also strange. Other than that she is alright.

Ummm she's alright but she's kinda scary. I don't know what it is about her. She's like a pretty person but there is just some quality that doesn't look right on her. Also, "natural beauty"? Riiiiiiight. I do not know since when fifty layers of foundation, mascara, eyeliner and dirty black eyeshadow became "natural beauty".

She looks very good and exotic in the last pic, the best picture of her. I agree #66, the Brazilian girl posted 2 days ago is gorgeous, probably the best BLOTD, but I think you should not make negative remarks about the asian girls, some of them are beautiful too.

she must get a pretty good unibrow going, if she doesn't shave for a day or two.

she's got a few sexy pics...it's a shame she didn't post these herself and answer the questions.

after the chick from brazil the other day.. our standard is higher i guess

if we saw this girl after the mongrol asians, things would be easier

She has striking looks. She looks a tad bit exotic, she's attractive, but I wouldn't go as far to say she's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I've seen better here on the Bastardly. A more natural looking eyebrow would suit her face better.

her face looks good in the last pic, but the moonwalking astronaut shoes are hideous

She's pretty but should soften up...Modeling agencies look for big foreheads....it's also a sign of royality and good breeding...most average people have no idea tho.

great exotic features! but her forehead is super high..makes her look weird and she is obviously a poser...looks too full of herself. dun like it..her bod is ok..but her breasts start from her chin? and her sense of fashion is just not my cuppa tea. lacks class this girl

Is that Wicked Angel bitch on some serious crack or something?

WTF's wrong with her ugly ass SHOES

#55- So true about the eyebrows. I did that! I didn't think that when I sw her pictures, though- actually its okay with her eyes.

She looks vulgar

heather and elle weer the prittiest BLOTDs in the last few weeks.

she should invest in teeth whitning......

I'm shocked, I thought all you males out there would love this one- especially as she probably satisfies all your dominatrix fantasies with those outfits;) She definitely looks like a mixture of Rachel Leigh Cook and Mila Kunis, but prettier. Judging by those pictures though she probably loves herself a bit too much, but I'd probably be the same if I looked like her. I agree with the over-plucked eyebrow comments. She's made the same mistake as I did when I was 12 or 13 and then I looked a mess while I waited for them to grow back and start from scratch. Basically, my eyebrows are the same as hers now- but not as severely tapered- the "tadpole look", or "sperm-eyebrows", don't look good on anyone- but she can just about get away with it ;)

trashy poses and outfits. Stupid pout. Other than that nice face.

A little like that 70's show girl w/ an edge.