Monthly Archives: June 2006

Bastardly Lady of the Day - Mandy Keller aka Suicide-Stock

Jasiminne writes:

I think this girl, Mandy Keller aka Suicide-Stock is seriously the MOST beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. It’d be a waste if you didnt feature her because I think her natural beauty easily trumps any woman on this site. I’m a girl and even I’m spellbound by her magnetic knockout quality. She is 18, American with Bulgarian blood.

I’ll let the photos I sent do the talking , u be the judge.

Her photos are at www.suicide-stock.deviantart.com/gallery.

*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

Bastardly Breaking News!! Kate Bosworth Drops Car Keys! Superman A No Show!!

Big ups to the Bastardly Gossip Network!

- Jessica Alba Loves It Free And So Do I
- Keira Knightley is Desperate to Kiss Johnny Depp
- Marcia’s Wedding Album

- Britney Spears Thinks It’s Malibu’s Fault
- Lindsay Lohan gets Farked up
- Raquel Houghton sharing Dane Cook with Jessica Simpson?
- Jessica Alba has the Luckiest Dog in the World

- Rapper Khia Dissing Janet Jackson For No Good Reason
- Cirque du Paris
- Christina Aguilera won’t even look at interviewers
- The 7 Greatest Superpowers

- The Brangelina Thieves Have Been Captured!
- FYI The Simple Life 2 Sucks

- Superman Returns Box Office Watch
- Katie Cassidy is the New Dallas Girl
- The delicate Adriana Lima Tuna

Rihanna will eventually steal Jay-Z from Beyonce

As evur commented before in regards to her pictures from the MTV Movie Awards:

she always looks so good in her videos…but she looks really funny looking in these pictures. weird

Here’s another instance where Rihanna is all dressed up showing off the forehead of hers and not looking as tasty as I’ve come to believe she is from her music videos. Sure the media might say that Beyonce and Jay-Z are all good… but c’mon now, you know Mr. S.Carter is getting a piece of this teenage ass.

Brooke Valentine @ 2006 BET Awards

Okay, what the fuck happened to Brooke Valentine??? I remember seeing her episode of MTV Cribs (yes, stop laughing) and she looked damn hot. We even showed her some Bastardly love from Black Men’s Magazine! What the hell now??? She get herself on the juice like Barry Bonds or what???? With that, we have to make this analyzation…we compared Barry Bonds to Serena Williams… don’t make me have to compare Brooke Valentine to frickin Serena!

(BTW, I’m only classifying her under Babes because I live off the memories of her Cribs episode and music videos of 2005 and assume she’s just having a really bad day….will she be put into Buttafaces.com in the near future?)

Bastardly Lady of the Day Revisited - Esther

Esther writes:

Your readers lambasted me for my crazy colored and halfway frizzy, curly hair, and appropriately so, I suppose. Some of those pictures were questionable. Well, some suggested that I redo my hair and send in the photos. Actually, 2 months ago I redid my hair from the multicolored blonde featured in most of the pics, That style was an experiment my colorist somehow talked me into. I have since dyed it dark - MYSELF - no professional salon job.

I wanted to let the BLOTD readers know that my hair is light ash blond not dark as they all supposed and it is VERY curly in the front. Not fried! I can condition, blow dry and straighten my hair, but at the end of a 14 hour work day in the humid south (as was the case in some of those photos), you are bound to catch it frizzy, fuzzy or halfway curly. That is simply what it is. Frizzy hair and an oily face, I still know I look better than all of you with frizzy hair and oily skin!

Also, I am neither a commie, a Circle K worker or a lady with a boring desk job. I work a fast paced, high stress job in management and like to come home in the evening and unwind by reading trashy sites like the Bastardly. 😉

*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

Bastardly Breaking News! Mena Suvari Fills Gas

You’d think that dude sitting in the car could at least fill the gas for his hot piece of ass who’s apparently driving his ass around. I guess he has her whipped pretty nicely. I bet she orally pleasures him while he’s laying across the couch (her couch, mind you) in his wife-beater enjoying the World Cup. Lucky bastard.

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