Either her kids will be super fucked up & rebellious or they’ll go into the adult entertainment industry (either directing or producing flicks).
W/ those predictions in hand, enjoy a few more snaps from a Pamela Anderson peep show held in a London store just yesterday.
We reported (more like assumed) that Jessica Alba had sex with Snoop a while back and here the two meet again at an LG & Jermaine Dupri 2006 BET Awards after party. As you can see, there’s no ignoring the sexual tension between the two. Well, here’s how the night panned out where Snoop was probably not the only one to get a piece of Alba Ass Heaven.
What can we say about this woman that hasn’t already been said? Nothing, really. We’ve called her whore, prostitute, skank and every other world that embodies a whore, prostitute & skank, so if guys can think of any other words, please sound off below.
She was dressed like this less than 24hrs back @ the UK premiere of Just My Luck. I’m pretty sure she slept w/ some deep-pocketed dumbass following the premiere. Just think about Victoria Silvstedt’s midget dude who ate her out on his yacht, alright. Anything is fucking possible in this world, God damn it!!
Rumor has it that E.M.D. (Excessive Masturbation Disorder) was the root of Jessica’s pug’s death. What do expect when your life is filled w/ beautiful sights of your hottie owner butt-naked in the shower, or taking sweet-smelling Jessica Alba Dumps, or even having endless amounts of sex. You can either hang yourself from lack of J.Alba sexual activity or you can masturbate yourself to death. May God have mercy on that little pug.
Aside from her pug’s unfortunate death, the act of dog walking is the thing to do these days, I tell you. Jackson, our resident Horndogg reporter covering the complex business of superficial dog walking, has compiled an extensive collection of camerawhores walking their dogs.
Check the links, as well as the rest of the photos below.
- Alyssa Milano
- Jessica Biel
- Rachel Bilson
- Jessica Biel…again.
- Kate Bossworth
- Rachel Bilson…again.
- Rachel Bilson…and again.
- Mariah Carey
- Jodie Marsh
All I gotta say is that aside from looking very skankilicious, that’s a really odd figure to have printed on your dress. A little kinky & odd @ the same time.
Jackson & I will try to cover the entire 2006 BET awards tonight. I passed out a little early last night & was able to pull the Bastardly graveyard shift…
In the meantime, enjoy a few more snaps of Ms. Cantrell & the latest Goss from our friends in The Network.
- Once again, the latest on Jenna Jameson
- Paris Hilton Goes Out in Her Undies
- Jessica’s Second Public Affair
- Playboy Wants Ashlee Simpson
- Britney Spears of the sea
- Katie Cassidy gets Lucy Ewing “Dallas†role
- Scarlett Johansson is Sexually Overwhelming
- Avril Lavigne Quote Of The Day
- The bobble-ization of Jessica Alba
- Brad and Angelina fighting over alone time and Brad’s smoking
- Superman Returns Resource
- Vivica Fox is Beginning to Look Like Jessica Simpson
- Britney Spears and her Naked Bump
- Sugar Bits - MJ Moves to Europe
- Johnny Depp is a Gay Pirate
- Check the Tuna for all the hottest bitches!
We’ve seen Jessica Biel do it all from working out, walking her dog, eating a sandwich, doing her stretches, and walking her dog again. Now as we see Jessica after doing some shopping she’s able to talk on her phone and search for her keys at the same time! Unbelievable! What will Jessica Biel do next!?!?!??!
Yeah sure Diddy is there with his baby’s mama, Kim Porter, but that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t wanna sample some of Selma Blair’s white meat??? However, if Diddy is going to chase some white tailfeather why don’t he atleast find himself a chick that has some boobs???
Anonymous friend writes:
I have a friend of mine whom is very pretty, I mean you´ll be shocked when you see her pictures and she´s brazilian!!! She´s 24 years old from Porto Alegre, Rio grande do Sul. I bet you´ll think she´s a model but she´s not!!! She´s natural blond and has the most incredible eyes I’ve ever seen.
Please show her, she´s an eyecandy!!!
Sorry folks, I didn’t get a name so I’m just putting the subject line as her name….
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Last time we saw Alyssa Milano she was taking her boobies out for a walk…this time she’s giving her boobies a rest and walking her dog. Like, Jessica Biel, Alyssa Milano probably wants to get home so she can play Sunday Driver too!