Posts from July 2014

Bastardly Breaking News! Keira Knightley goes in the ocean!

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…and doesn’t really leave much to the imagination if you haven’t seen ever seen her nipples. I think she was just go glad to be departing the airplane that the moment she go herself to a beach she just had to jump in. She’s now off to go enter herself in some wet t-shirt contests then play some Sunday Driver.

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Brett Myers & Mike Tyson: The Bastardly Connection

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In another sports-related wife-beating story….

From the Boston Herald:

“…punched his wife and dragged her down Dalton Street by her hair…”

“He punched her twice in the face and dragged her down the street by the hair like a caveman,”

“Kim Myers, who lives in Glenn Mills, Pa., refused medical attention and later ponied up $200 cash to bail her husband out of the District 4 police station.”

Great going Brett Myers, now you’re just another wifebeater like all the wrong Mike Tyson did to Robin Givens…

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Bastardly Breaking News! April Scott grabs a bite to eat!

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I’m so proud of Bastardly Interviewee, April Scott, and her success at being chosen to play Daisy Duke. Now that she’s make a little splash on the Hollywood scene we have the paparazzi taking pictures of her eating some Sun Chips… woo hoo!!! Looks like she’s heading back to her trailer to play some Sunday Driver before heading back to the set.

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Bastardly Breaking News! Keira Knightley departs an airplane!

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Keira Knightley looks a bit tired after a long flight into LAX. Could it be that her and her boyfriend were getting some frequent flier miles in Mile High Club… or maybe she was busy playing Sunday Driver the whole flight through?

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Alyssa Milano Might Be Hairy, But She's Still Damn Sexy!

 while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 10

This woman is ageless, I tell you.

This Hairy Hottie Report is brought to you by our friends @ Palm Pictures & their new flick, Sunday Driver: California Love. buy the DVD, fellow low-rider!

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Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Biel walks her dog!

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After another tough workout there goes Jessica Biel keeping active walking her dog. You know, maybe if we’re lucky, after she walks her dog we’ll see Jessica Biel eating a sandwich again… and then she’s going to go home and play Sunday Driver.

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Post Petra Nemcova Birthday Sex Update: James Blunt Speaks

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I know Jackson posted these snaps already, but the news of Petra having sex again is so big (in our lame ass Bastardly World, of course) that it’s worth not one, but two posts—w/ the SAME pictures!

Cheers to Petra Nemcova Birthday Sex.

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Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Biel working out!

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So working with resistance bands is what gets you a tight ass like Jessica Biel? The tight stretchy pants is a lot better than the last time we saw doing those pre-workout stretches.

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