Bastardly Breaking News! Stephanie Seymour goes to the beach!

Such a beautiful women.

fuck the false teeth out of her head

that may be the funniest comment ever..

arms of the insect probably locust type

No idea who she was to be honest, but I'll be damned if I look like that after 4 kids at 38. Ladies, from a quick trusty google search I learned the secret to her beauty is as easy as ABC:

(a) being rich

(b) epsom salts - huh?

(c) PROACTIV!!!

I'd rather poke myself in my eyeballs than listen to her speak though. Google cache gives you access to her oldschool Proactiv video stint. Haha.

http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:38b4qzEhBvAJ:www.proactiv.com/celeb/stephanie.php+stephanie+seymour+beauty+secrets&hl;=en≷=ca&ct;=clnk&cd;=14

She's so beautiful.

Sizzling hot

How come whenever someone runs into the ocean, be it man or woman, they always do it sissy style with their hand's up in the air, looking very uncoordinated? Just something that makes you think.

I used to jerk it to her waaaaaay back in the day and I still would. Fuckin' hot as shit. I think she's the one who turned me on to fake titties.

ahah..still hot even when shes changing her baby's diaper. I like it.

Incredible. I would fuck the false teeth out of her head.

I'll tap that ass with my friends all nite long..

I'd gladly pull that wedgie out with my teeth.

i'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice CHIANTI!!

My god she is STILL SO HOT!! wow. Now that is a true VS supermodel, none of the current trend of rabbit looking anerexic hos.

thanks you steph....get wet for us anytime!!!

nice!!!

She's so beautiful. It's nice to see some real curves on a woman. But I really hope that old man is her dad, not her husband.

old hot chicks rule

Good job Steph!

MY GOD!!!!!! THAT WOMAN IS STILL HOT AS HELL!!!!!