With all this talk about Miss Universe 2006 I was thinking about who The Bastardly would crown as Miss Butta if we actually delve into it and thought about the possible contestants. However, hands down I think Fergie would take the title.
Who would your pick be? Be sure to check out all the Butta at Buttafaces.com!
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hey,sup have any of u seen jude she looks like she tooka 15ozdoses of botoxand injected it into her blood steam shes so fat!!lol!!fergie looks so trim an fit she has nice face,smile and skinny and in shpe same wit ashlee simpson u guys should go fuck your selfs for even thinken that shit u guys make me sick fergies b E Autifull and should not made fun of cause she got talent and u dont i think yall got slapped by bunch sassge/oscar myerweiner a couple of time and a elephant fell on yur face.o and ps they put all this stuff and store it so they can find out where they live!!der alens you guys rnt human cause human peps wouldnt say shit like that-11!!111!!111!111
Jessica simpson has a buttaface too. Why isn't she on here? And whoever said that ashlee simpson has a better body than Fergie, what the fuck drugs are you taking? Standing next to fergie, Ashlee simpson looks like a little pre pubescent BOY! Fergie has a grown woman's body...ashlee looks like a flatboard for me to iron my clothes on.
Isnt Fergie Like A Guy?
:/
Nothing Against her.
But shessss reaaaallly Discusting.
If She Was A Guy,
He should have stayed like that
She Does Look like A Plastic surgery gone really really wrong.
If she is a guy.
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ashlee looks nicee
fergie however should change her name to fuglyy
I don't really care too much of Ashlee Simpson, but her sister is fine as hell. Dingy, but fine. On the contrary, Fergie is one ugly suck slut. I wouldn't mess with her, she's had too many black dudes (black eyed peas) slap her in the face with their meat. Damn, she's so nasty.
LAUGH OF THEM but they are DIVASS
Wow, I'd fuck fergie in every which until sunday.
Lisa is rubbing my up right now, be back soon after some action.
I'd piss in both their asses.
I think it should have been a 3 way tie with Kristen Dundst
Ashlee’s (ugh) eyes were always bright and alluring, but her nose, her Roman, capacious, voluminous, Mt. Rushmore-sized prow which made coke dealers salivate and young children recoil in fear was too much to surmount. But, alas, Joe Wilson financed an extreme makeover of that lofty whiffer. One can only imagine the medical team dispatched to Cedars-Sinai to accompany the fleet of hazardous waste trucks necessary to cart away the excess, unwanted nasal tissue.-----------------
You should write comedy. Very funny and true. I don't think Ashlee simpson is a buttaface anymore, she bought herself a brand new whole face to replace the hideous face she was cursed with since birth. And she may not be beautiful, but she does look better.
How can you compare these two? Ashlee has a better body and face than any of the miss universe contestants!
fergie looks like charo
and i mean car insurance comercial charo
not love boat charo
Is it just me, or does Ashlee look like Kimberly Stewart in that pic.
Man I am so baked right now.
fergie, the human punching bag.
asslee, the nose knows!
She looks like Amanda Lepores long lost sister.
I think these pictures clearly allow for more accurate (and current) judging...
Ashlee:
http://www.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0605/ashlee-simpson-sunfest-60.jpg
Fergie:
http://z.about.com/d/beauty/1/0/L/G/fergie.jpg
Fergie wins (though it's more a loss) by a landslide, even though Ashlee's making a pretty weird face in her picture. Anyway, you should leave Ashlee alone; she isn't butterfaced at all!
Bear with me.....
You see someone like Mandy Moore, and you instinctively think 'clean', 'shower', 'April fresh'.
Fergie is the antithesis of this entire concept. I think 'smokey', 'peed-on', 'dirty' (not the good kind with two r's). In this picture it looks like she been punched a couple times in the brain and it's maid her whole face swell.
Jude , you hit it right on the nose ! LOL
I guess thats her permanet look! But Fergie should really take off the 5 LBS of makeup. How can she see out of those slits for eyes Hahaha ? lmao
"which made coke dealers salivate "
LOL I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! =
The first time I saw Fergie maniacally gyrating to the over-produced musical mess of strained Peas, I was curious out of which ho-hole she had sprung. Upon further review, I realized her urine-stained hotness did not extend north of her Atlas vertebra. Her lithe, aftermarket body is certainly betrayed by whatever form of botulism toxin or collagen her Third-World-educated physician deemed necessary this week. Ashlee, who pains me to spell it that way, was foisted upon me initially during A Clockwork Orange inspired forced viewing of Seventh Heaven, after which I barely escaped being strait-jacketed and lobotomized next to Randle Patrick McMurphy. Then, someone handed her a microphone, mixing board, and Pro Tools®. Nurse Ratched watched me closely for any signs of manic depression searching my soul as I heard the drum-machine accompanied strains of her discordant bumble. Ashlee's (ugh) eyes were always bright and alluring, but her nose, her Roman, capacious, voluminous, Mt. Rushmore-sized prow which made coke dealers salivate and young children recoil in fear was too much to surmount. But, alas, Joe Wilson financed an extreme makeover of that lofty whiffer. One can only imagine the medical team dispatched to Cedars-Sinai to accompany the fleet of hazardous waste trucks necessary to cart away the excess, unwanted nasal tissue. Now, her eyes sparkle around a nose that would make Frank Lloyd Wright proud. In this contest, Fergie clearly wins the Cincinatti Bengal Butterface award of the day.
As much as I hate to admit, Ashlee actually looks pretty cute post-nosejob. But Fergie....damn, she really is the epitome of a buttaface.
maybe fergie is ashlee simpson ten years down the track. at the rate she's going, she'll probably be worse by then!
why is her face that puffy? If her body is that hot.
Hate to say it, but Asslee actually looks decent in that picture.
Fergie wins.
Asslee's no treat, but Fergie is so much more butta. She looks like a tranny who got her sex change operation and all her plastic surgeries at some discount surgeon with a made-up medical license in Tijuana.