Bastardly Breaking News! Nicky Hilton infects the local pool!

she looks fat..

i always thought she was skinnier

Her posture makes her look like she's a cavewoman walking the path of evolution at a museum.

Her posture makes her look like she's a cavewoman walking the path of evolution at a museum.

And she's the better looking sister...

She looks horrible here. I mean really. I've never actually seen that much GUT on a blonde , young celebrity.

She's lettin` the Jessica's and the Britney's down.

STEP UP NICKY ! DAMN !

UGLY

senin............. they all thought he was dirty.......... rich people don't get jokes........... on a friggin' awesome note............ drumrolll please.......... I found out today that I am pregnant! Yay!!!!! Now my angel can have a baby brother or sister!! :)

I'd pee in her butt.

Lily: One of the other men should have asked your cousin if he knew where the men's room was located while he was in the pool. Can you see the faces when he shouts "I have no idea!"?

oh, and on the subject of peeing in pools..... I went to South Padre Island resort this last week, and my cousin decided to buy a shirt that said "I Pee in Pools" and wear it to the pool every day. It was pretty amusing to watch the reactions of some people in the pool when he jumped in.

that is just sad..... she has the stomach of a mother of three, and the ass and tits of an old woman....... and then she slouches on top of it..... she either needs to wear a swimdress or a two piece tankini with boy short bottoms..... no no no

What? She can't afford a membership to a fitness center? No- she's too busy working to get there...

Their entire nuclear family is pathetic. Enormously wealthy but pathetic.

Fat skinny people=yuck. I'd rather be just all out fat.

The Hiltons have the worst case of flat ass I have ever seen. Poor, poor Nicks, she is just so ugly.

should do some workout

she looks like Hume Cronyn in Cocoon

fugly chick nikki cant even attain buttaface status, cause her body is as ugly and unflattering as her face is.

Looks hideous. horrible body. needs to tone up.

Some helpful tips ::

1) Loose the dyke bikini

2) Hit the Ab Roller

3) Suck my dick instead of that cig

4) Share it with your sister

wow... that is one unflattering bikini