Posts from July 2014

Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day?

The infamous Lisa S shows off how Bastardly she truly is….

The Bastardly Lady of the Day feature has been daily enjoyment for everyone. I’ve come to the point where I think the loyal Bastardly readers have scared off all potential girls who’d consider running the gauntlet.

So I ask the ladies out there… do you feel Bastardly enough to run the gauntlet? If so, like I’ve said in the past, send all hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com for consideration.

Of course, all potential Bastardly Lady of the Day candidates are subject to the official Bastardly mini-questionnaire:

1. Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
2. Do you like your boobs?
3. Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
4. Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
5. What makes you Bastardly?

And to quote my disclaimer, “Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures.”

Dig the archives to reminisce about your favorite Bastardly Lady of Day. Remember Lisa S…the first time and round 2?

…if you have a sexy bod like Lisa S, you too can purchase your own Bastardly tanktop here!

PS…to a select few of my Bastardly Ladies… I haven’t forgotten and am still waiting…you know who you are!

Did Shaun White get fresh with Carmen Electra at 2006 ESPYs?

Shaun White continues to use his popularity to try and get in the pants of hot chicks. First it was Sasha Cohen and then he tried to get some adobo-flavored Vanessa Minnillo. This time it’s Carmen Electra from this past ESPY Awards show. Hmm… this was happening around the time she was splitting with her husband, maybe Shaun did get a piece???

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Bastardly Breaking News! Nicky Hilton infects the local pool!

To a smaller degree on how older sister Paris invaded Spain, Nicky Hilton decided to infect the local pool with whatever she’s carrying…she probably pees in the pool too!

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Bastardly Breaking News! Nikki Cox forgot her bra!

Oh yes, Nikki Cox, another in the line of Starbucks drinkers with Myleene Klass, Lindsay Lohan, and Jennifer Love Hewitt. Those babies could poke someone’s eye out!!!

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Miss Bolivia - Desiree Duran - 2006 Miss Universe Contestant

I don’t know how Desiree Duran faired in the Miss Universe competition but from the looks of these pictures of her she looks damn hot! I think being surrounded by all this hotness of contestants would be too difficult a task for me to focus.

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Bastardly Breaking News! Rachel Bilson alone at JFK airport!

Rachel Bilson looks like she could use some company while waiting for her flight. Hmm… how would you approach a hot chick waiting by herself at the airline gate without coming off as a total creep?

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Ashlee Simpson & Fergie: 2006 Miss Butta Contestants

With all this talk about Miss Universe 2006 I was thinking about who The Bastardly would crown as Miss Butta if we actually delve into it and thought about the possible contestants. However, hands down I think Fergie would take the title.

Who would your pick be? Be sure to check out all the Butta at Buttafaces.com!

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Miss Canada - Alice Panikian - 2006 Miss Universe Contestant

We’ve asked the question of Miss Japan, Kurara Chibana, should’ve been crowned 2006 Miss Universe and that had mixed responses. Well, here we have Miss Canada, Alice Panikian. I’m sure our Bastardly readers from Canada will vouch that she should’ve won… so here we go.

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