Posts from September 2014

Bastardly Lady of the Day - Pamela

Pamela writes:

I’m pre-med professional, I work part-time, I love animals and have too many of them all around the house… :P I love writing essays and reading history, psychology, and I volunteer in what time I have to spare. I plan to go into Neuroscientific research, and probably do clinical work as well.

Do you like your boobs?

I love my chest- all natural. :) I wouldn’t change a thing.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Ooh- man! 3 million… that could get a lot done… You know I have so many plans, I think I might have to be one who says yes I’d consider it- but I’d really have to see the guy first; if I saw him and he was in terrible condition I’d have to say no… that’s a “depends” answer, I guess.

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Guys are ALWAYS trying to get into my pants without having to use that as an excuse. I haven’t gotten any celebrity comparisons yet- besides a very far-fatched “Britney Spears” or “Jessica Simpson”, probably because of the eyes???

What makes you Bastardly?
Bastardly? Because I want attention just like all the other bastardly ladies of the day- isn’t that what it all comes down to?

*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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Fobby Kelly Hu Pulling a Fashion Foul @ Poker Event

Is this some sort of new fashion trend or what? Was she planning on heading to the rice fields following the event?! Talk to us, Kelly!

Wannabe fashion critics, please take your best shot @ explaining this one…

By the way, these were snapped @ an event tagged, Midsummer Night’s Dream: A Magic Night of Poker, held a few days back in LA.

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Smoking Italian Hottie: Asia Argento Does Dominic Santini

In celebration of Italy’s 2006 World Cup win last night, we give you one Italy’s juiciest exports doing a freakysexy photo shoot for Mr. Dominic Santini.

By the way, what kind of crack did Dominic Santini force Asia to do before taking these snaps?!

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ZINEDINE ZIDANE SHOWS TRUE COLORS! FRANCE LOSES 2006 WORLD CUP!! ITALY WINS! ITALY WINS!

It was perfect.

Those fucking ass-kissing American commentators were sucking on Zidane’s balls the entire game. For him to slap his team, country & everyone else pulling for France in the face by head butting some dude in overtime was absolutely classic.

Thank you, Zizou.

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Bastardly Breaking News! Lindsay Lohan Wearing Clothes!! Oh My God!

Seeing 100s of random beach photos of our favorite freckled, juicy boobied 36-year old 20 year old could hint @ something very positive. It could mean that Lindsay is currently jobless & we won’t be seeing Herbie Fully Loaded 2 out in the theatres anytime soon…

Ok, I spoke too soon. I just checked IMDb hoping to not see any new projects, but once again, I’m forced to pity the entertainment industry.

Lindsay’s current projects

Speechless (2007) (announced)
A Woman of No Importance (2007) (pre-production)
Georgia Rule (2007) (filming)
Chapter 27 (2007) (post-production) (attached) …. Jude
Bobby (2006) (post-production) …. Diane
Just My Luck (2006) …. Ashley Albright

Fuck.

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