Posts from September 2014

Thank God Japan Didn't Make the 2006 World Cup Final!

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Hope everyone has an excellent weekend! Go Italy!!!

- Jennifer Ellison’s Polka Dot Bikini Pictures
- ‘South Park’ Cruises to the Emmys
- Who has the best beach butt?

- Lindsay Lohan is still a kid
- Kelly Clarkson is Too “Healthy”
- More Virgin Lima
- Petra Nemcova Makes Paris Hilton Jealous

- Kimora Lee Simmons Does Some Talkin’
- At least Ash is keeping it together for the both of them
- Avril Lavigne to get married this weekend?
- Batman and Superman Movie?

- Ashlee Simpson Quote of the Day!
- Maria Sharapova Defeated by Amelie Mauresmo at Wimbledon
- Better than Country Ham and Grits

- For the Bastardly Ladies: Matt, Lance and Jake Oh My
- Mariah Carey is a Crash Test Dummy
- If You Do Drugs, Chances Are No Swank In Your Future

Navi Rawat - another chick I'd prefer on The OC than Mischa!

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You can also add Navi Rawat, Theresa on The OC, along with Taylor Townsend for chicks I’d rather see Fox have more on the show (before it’s inevitable cancellation) instead of 2×4 Marissa Cooper… we’re really not missing you, Mischa Barton!

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Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba is one damn sexy golfer!

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Well, atleast this beat seeing Jessica Biel walking her dog or practicing ninja kick, right? Oh yeah, and as always with every Jessica Alba post…DAMN YOU CASH WARREN!!!

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Save Marissa Cooper? Hell No! We Want More Taylor Townsend!

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Okay, so our inbox was filled this morning with a bunch of “Save Marissa Cooper” petition crap emails…um, the anorexic bitch is dead… how the hell they gonna bring her back to life???

So for those hardcore Marissa Cooper fans here’s the petition link and the Save Marissa Campaign website if you really wanna try and get her back on the show even though it’s very much highly unlikely that would really happen.

Now, do I personally want Marissa Cooper back on The OC… nope, because if she were then that means we’d get less Taylor Townsend… just look at this fine piece!!! If you need more convincing that we need more Taylor, just reminisce about her Maxim photoshoot.

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Bastardly Breaking News! Evangeline Lilly hides from the camera

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As if we don’t know that it’s her… c’mon Evangeline! don’t be shy!!!! If you don’t show us your face we’re just going to stare at your cleavage…and then start thinking about you naked… then it’s a free for all with all the naughty thoughts that’ll run through the horndogg community’s mind… so bottomline to Evangeline Lilly and all other hot celebs… don’t cover your face from the paparazzi because we’ll let our imaginations run wild with what we can stare at…

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Bastardly Lady of the Day - Tracey's Friend

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Tracey writes:

Please consider my friend. She is a very beautiful Asian girl.

*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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