Posts from September 2014

2006 World Cup Babes Want Italy to Murder France in the Final

I’ll let the Italian Fans Speak!

Maria

Italy is the country where people from all over the world go to play and train to become a great player. Their team, even though many people seem to dislike them, is GREAT! They have amazing players and have the record for the most people on one team with goals. That is because they do not just have a few good players, they have many. Everyone on their team has played in the World Cup. Most other teams just have their starting line up and a few other players. But all of the Italian players are talented. So, you guys are supporting a great team. And, also the BEST LOOKING TEAM IN THE WORLD! FORZA AZZURRI!!!

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Jasmine

did you watch the germany italy game??? the germans were rough and the italians got up every time and PLAYED A DAMN GOOD GAME!!! we’re a FREAKIN GOOD TEAM NOBODY HAS SCORED ON USSS YETT!!! and theyre alll sooooo smokin hot its ridiculous… i just want to thank bastardly because that was much needed to hear… THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT GUYS :) (and Maria… you’re ABSOLUTELY RIGHT… everyone should read your comment cause its TRUE) italia italia italia italia italia!!!

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There are only a few more days of hot chicks left, so enjoy all the photos below! Please email your own collection of 2006 World Cup photos featuring hot women to the Bastardly.

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Stacey Dash + Playboy Magazine Layout = Orgasmically Naked Stacey Dash

SEE JACKSON’S POST FOR MORE INFO ON THE LAYOUT!

Oh my.

Stacey is looking to take a final bow as she exits the entertainment industry. Thankfully (from the Horndogg Community’s perspective), Ms. Dash has decided to make this final bow w/ no clothes covering her delicious, milk chocolate flavored bod.

On behalf of the Bastardly Heterosexual & Lesbian Horndogg Community, I would like to thank Stacey for this lip-wetting decision. Stacey, please send us an email & we’ll ship you a limited-edition, always-short-in-supply Bastardly tank. Shipping & handling on us, baby!

Notes on Stacey Nipples as observed in this clip from the 1995 epic, Illegal in Blue: Nipples are fairly long—nowhere near Bai Ling Baby Choker Nipples, but long nonetheless.

And finally, we’re going to end w/ a scandalous selection of photos in which Stacey is scrumptiously dressed to impress. We must appreciate the fully clothed Stacey in order to REALLY appreciate the Playboy layout when it hits the magazine racks. I’m sure Jackson will have a review of the issue.

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Socialite Whore Victoria Silvstedt Selling ManWash Lube

Victoria, the Horndogg Community loves you!! Everyone please show your support by bagging some ManWash.

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Bastardly Who Is?… Nadia Bjorlin

I don’t watch the soaps but I guess Nadia Bjorlin is on one of them… I’m not asking anyone to give us the whole synopsis of her current storyline… but atleast let us know if she plays a whore on tv or not.

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Bastardly Breaking News! Nicky Hilton lost on Robertson Blvd!

Could someone please give her some directions!? She looks like she’s wandering aimlessly looking for a McDonalds to feed her anorexic ass one of those all-new Premium Asian Chicken Salads just like Jennifer Love Hewitt!!!

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Super Hot Kristin Cavallari Camera Whoring @ the Beach

Jackson did a post on her last week in which was looking hot while multi-tasking.

These snaps come from a 4th of July party thrown on some beach in Malibu courtesy of Lindsay Lohan & Co. Enjoy.

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Bastardly Breaking News! Jennifer Love Hewitt gets an all-new McDonalds Premium Asian Chicken Salad with Mandarin Oranges!

We know that Jennifer Love Hewitt eats Koo Koo Roo (cause it’s Good For Yoo) and now we see that when she goes to Mickey D’s she’s not going for a Super Sized Big Mac combo meal or 20 piece Chicken McNuggets… something I’d much prefer… nawh, she goes for the “healthy choice” (if there really is such) at McDonalds… way to set an example Jennifer Love Hewitt!!!

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