Posts from July 2014

Run-on Sentence Review: Ren & Stimpy- The Lost Episodes DVD

Okay so it’s been years upon years since I last remember watching Ren & Stimpy on Nickelodeon and so I was quite pleased when they were releasing some new episodes and damn I gotta say that this DVD is truly not for kids or the light-hearted because this ain’t the Ren & Stimpy cartoons we grew up with in the early 90s but instead the humor is more sick and twisted coupled with some foul language and loads of naked cartoon chicks as evident from the first lost episode Naked Beach where you have many big breasted cartoon chicks taking off their tops and bouncing around for your entertainment pleasure where we didn’t have anything like that in the original cartoon so you kinda get the idea of what you should expect when purchasing this DVD and I’d recommend buying it if you grew up watching the original episodes singing you happy happy joy joy song for the nostalgia or if you’re just a horndogg interested in looking in naked cartoon chicks and tasteless humor that we here at The Bastardly can’t ever get enough of.

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Miami Vice:Dirty Colin Farrell sports a mullet

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Seeing these recent semi-mullet pics of Colin, it has inspired me to find the most nasty and outrageous mullet pictures ever. The pictures posted are obviously photoshopped but by far my fave is Eminem. That’s a classic!

Pics taken from SOURCE

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Erinn Bartlett with the weekend send-off!!!

One of Erinn Bartlett’s most recent rolls: “Salad Girl” in The Benchwarmers… awesome shit!!! (Thanks imdb!) Well, if yo don’t think Erinn is hot then be sure to check out these hot links from The Bastardly Gossip Network!!!

Have a great Bastardly weekend in whatever Bastardly way you do!!!!

-Brittany Murphy & Maria Menounos Make A Great Pair
-Scarlett Johansson Gets Hurt During Lapdance
-Lindsay pisses off producers big time
- Orgasm-Yawn-Pain…Mischa Barton

-Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman: Together at Last
-Check out the heat usemycomputer brings today!!!
-Celebrity DNA for sale
-Christina Milian Gets Smacked By Eva Longoria
-Kate Bosworth is fading

-Lindsay Slowly Covers Freckles with White Ink
-Marissa Miller is All Oiled Up
-Avril Lavigne’s honeymoon
-Better than a steamed crabs and draft beer

-Gwen Stefani’s Clothing Clash
-Nicole Richie Sings Karaoke in L.A.
-Samuel L. Jackson Wants a Part in Sin City

-Cameron Diaz’s Butt Eats Her Bikini Bottoms
-Carmen not single for long
-WTF is Victoria Silvstedt Doing?
-Today’s flavor of tuna truly is pussy…the Pussycat Dolls, that is.

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Willa Holland at FOX Summer 2006 TCA Party

Seeing that Willa Holland was invited to this event I’m assuming that Kaitlin Cooper will be making a splash next season on The OC. Yes folks, she still holds fast to the “jailbait” moniker… she turned 17 last month. Let the countdown being to her legalness!!!

UPDATE: I really need to get outta work and get the weekend started… I can’t even do the math correct… she’s born 1991 and therefore just turned 15….son of a!!!!!!

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The most boring to-be couple: Maria Menounos and Vin Diesel

Maria and Vin would have the most hideous babies ever. Lets pray to the fake boobie Gods that doesn’t happen. I really don’t see this going very far but eh…this is Hollywood. All you need is good press and good bed skills. The two have been reported dating for a year. The two met (yawn) when she interviewed him for one of his upcoming shitty movies. ZzZzZz….

Why did I post this entry? Cause I think Maria is on fiyah! I appreciate when a woman is real and not all plastic and botoxed. I also happen to think Vin’s body is a nice piece too. Too bad he has a fug face. That kills it.

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Bastardly Breaking News! Stephanie Seymour goes to the beach!

Who can ever forget Stephanie Seymour in the music video for November Rain…classic. She’s not quite 40 yet like Monica Bellucci but according to awesome folks at wikipedia she just turned 38 this past weekend.

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