Posts from July 2014

Bastardly Lady of the Day - Chiara

Chiara writes:

22 years old, Italian.

Do you like your boobs?
I wish they were a little bigger but anyway it’s not a problem.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Uahah absolutely not it would be… :( disgusting !!!

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
It never happened.. maybe Italians are less fanciful than other men.

What makes you Bastardly?
To look like honeyed angel to tempt afterwards like a devil (well ..not a so bad one, but still a devil..).

*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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Bastarldy Breaking News! Jessica Simpson Likes Rough, Kinky Sex!! OW!

I don’t know about the bruises on her upper thigh, but I’m pretty sure the scab on her knee is from blowing one too many producers. Keep all the deeply networked schlongs pointing up, Jessica!!

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Is Jessica Alba FINALLY Leaving Cash Warren? Hallelujah!

Cash Warren has kept a tight hold on J. Alba for the last couple years, but as of late we haven’t been seeing much of Cash. These new photos of J. could only mean a few things…

1. Jessica Alba & Cash Warren have an open relationship (very positive)
2. Jessica Alba is following Hollywood protocol by sleeping w/ a producer/director/powerful-connection in order to land a “serious-flavored” role.
3. Jessica Alba is leaving Cash for this dude.

I’m happy w/ either one of those…

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Bastardly Breaking News!! Nicole Richie Does Lunch & Dinner!

Does this girl ever bother looking into a mirror when she’s wearing those sunglasses or what?! It’s also highly possible that she always gets her “friends” currently on her daddy’s payroll to give their opinion on how she looks…

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2006 Brazilian World Cup Babes Go Back Home; God Damn You To Hell, France!!

France committed an atrocious party foul roughly 10hrs back. They’ve literally sent the hotness level @ various clubs & pubs around Germany spiraling to the ground b/c all the Brazilian hotties who came for the World Cup are unfortunately in no mood to make out w/ random dudes, get wasted w/ random dudes & then later proceed to sleep w/ random dudes. All these hot mommas are unfortunately locked up inside their hotel rooms, uncontrollably crying themselves to sleep.

Of course, all this pain has a bastardly silver lining. Doesn’t everything in this world?! What we mean is that there’s tremendous room for sympathy sex for the lucky few who can gain access to these wounded puppies. Godspeed to them b/c everyone knows sympathy sex is only second to makeup sex!! owww!!

Since the Bastardly will dearly miss all the hotties, here are some sad & happy faces from yesterday.

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