Posts from July 2014

Bastardly Breaking News! Paris Hilton invades Spain!

Lock your doors and hide the kids! Paris Hilton has arrived in Mallorca Airport !

Spain has now been exposed and contaminated with more STDs.

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Bastardly Hot or Not: Alana De La Garza @ NBC All-Star Event

And the Wiki says….

Alana de la Garza (born on June 18, 1976 in Columbus, Ohio) to a Mexican-American father and an Irish-American mother was raised in El Paso, Texas. [1] She won the “Miss Photogenic” title in the Miss Teen USA-El Paso beauty pageant. She then became a special-needs teacher and enrolled at The University of Texas, studying physical therapy and social work. Upon graduating she landed some small roles while living in Orlando, Florida, she soon moved to New York City. She obtained the role of “Rosa Santos” on the television soap opera, All My Children., guest-starring roles in JAG, Two and a Half Men, and Las Vegas, and starring role as “Maria” in the television series The Mountain. Although the series was soon cancelled de la Garza received high marks for her acting. In 2005, she starred in the film Mr. Fix-It co-starring David Boreanaz. She also guest-starred as an evil Kryptonian woman (named “Aethyr” in promotional materials) in the fifth season premiere episode of Smallville titled “Arrival,” and played the recurring role of Marisol Delko on the CBS television series CSI: Miami. She has joined the cast of NBC’s Law & Order, where she will portray Assistant District Attorney Consuela “Connie” Rubirosa. [Wikipedia]

It’s Friday, so play nicely, damn it!!

[UPDATE]: Actually it’s Thursday. I’m sorry for getting your hopes up everyone!!

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Scarlett Johansson wants you to watch Scoop!

So we haven’t really had much to post about Scarlett Johansson and I don’t know what Scoop is about (I’m too lazy to look it up myself). Except for the lack of overwhelming cleavage or a boobie massage from the Golden Globes I’m digging Scarlett in these photos….heck, she’s not using Amanda Bynes’ bright red lipstick again.

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Eva Longoria is very short but has really large hands

So we’ve determined that Eva Longoria is a midget…and a hot skank… but damn, who knew her hands were big enough to palm a basketball!!! Even a lot of NBA players can’t do that!

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Bastardly Breaking New! Mischa Barton doesn't accept a rose!

See Mischa… that’s why your ass is off The OC because you won’t even take a free rose from a street hustla just trying to make a buck or two! More Taylor Townsend!!!!

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The Bastardly Past: Donna D'Errico Shows Nipples @ 2001 Stuff Magazine Party

I did a google search w/ her name and found this image.

After looking @ the image for a few seconds, I’m gonna proceed to tell you about Donna’s career:

Born hot. (Thank the Horndogg Lord)
Slept w/ Dee Hoss (a few times)
Got on to Baywatch (kept sleeping w/ Dee Hoss)
Did Playboy (Slept w/ Hef)
The End.

- Kelly Brook Fans, The Tuna has her in 3 delicious flavors. Meeeow!
- Natalie Portman is Angry
- Lindsay in the Hospital Again…It’s been learned that she cannot walk from an Orgy Party she recently attended. Hmm.
- P. Hilton thinks she’s the fucking modern Marilyn Monroe. Someone please puke on her face.

- Liana Thomaz is fully shaven. Yummy!
- The John Travolta diet
- Orlando Bloom Carries a Dolly
- Check out Janet’s boobies

- Katharine Mcphee may be a liar
- Paris Wonders, ‘D’ya Think I’m Sexy?’
- How Tom Cruise really pissed off Steven Spielberg
- Christina Aguilera Is a Snappy Dresser

- PROPPED: Project Runway Drinking Game!
- Britney Spears To Cut Down on Cheetos
- Molly Sims Bikini Pictures

- Tori’s Already Saving Her Pennies! Did Tori get bitchslapped by daddy?
- Is Halle Pregnant?
- Ashlee Simpson Version 2.3
- Carmen Electra Stripping For Jamie Foxx?

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Bastardly Hot or Not: Vanessa Ferlito @ the Shadowboxer Premiere

And the Wiki says…

Vanessa Ferlito (born December 28, 1980) is an American actress.

Ferlito was born in Brooklyn, New York to Italian American parents who own a local hair salon. She portrayed Claudia on 24 (third season), and had a small part in Spider-Man 2 and mostly known for her role as Detective Aiden Burn on CSI: New York.

Ferlito is a vegetarian, supporter of animal rights, and an active member of PETA. [Wikipedia]

Everything was fine until PETA came into the picture. So, does this mean Vanessa is going to get triple-Ds soon?

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