Posts from July 2014

Lance Bass Comes out of Closet (not that anything's wrong w/ that); Joey Fatone = Gay Lover?

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First, the surprise of the century (ok, I’m kidding…):

I’m not ashamed. I’m more liberated and happy than I’ve been my whole life. [Lance speaks to People Magazine]

That’s not really any news b/c who the fuck DIDN’T know the guy was a gay homosexual?! Just look at the guy from all the music videos, concert photos, & you can see him eating up JT’s you-know-what w/ his eyes. Lance really needs to be spanked!!

The part of the revelation that’s news is Joey Fatone’s reaction…

Fellow member Joey Fatone was the first band member he told.

“I back him up 100 percent,” Fatone said.

I know Mr. Fatone is married, but hell, that politician dude from New Jersey was married w/ kids, but he also came running out of the closet, right? Won’t it be funny to learn a few years down the line that Joey & that dude who looks like Andre Agassi are also gay…?

I know that’s a real stretch, but I’m pretty sure there at least one more gay dude in N’SYNC.

Bastardly Breaking News! Courtney Cox plays tennis!

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Anyone remember that episode of Friends (when it was sucking) where Chandler and Monica play tennis against Chandler’s boss and he wants them to lose on purpose??? I wonder if that’s how Courtney Cox really is on the tennis court.

On a side note… looks like Courtney is wearing some Nike Dunks…so she’s cool in my book!

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Alice Greczyn Will Go Far In The Entertainment Industry

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She looks like the type of girl every director & producer are after—you know, the type who’ll get on her lovely knees & do what needs to be done in order to get that special role…owww!!

See you on the cover Maxim, FHM & eventually Playboy, Alice!

Here are more snaps from the 2006 NBC Summer All-Star Party in Pasadena, CA on July 22, 2006. I wonder who took Alice home after the party…?

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Bastardly Hot or Not: Sarah Carter @ CBS 2006 Summer TCA Party

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Is just me or is she dressed like Pocahontas? Whatever it is, it’s damn sexy!

After looking @ IMDb, I can tell Ms. Caaaaaahter has been a bizzy little bee…

1. Ecstasy (2006) (pre-production) …. Hazel [oooooh]
2. Skinwalkers (2006) (post-production) …. Katherine [aaaah]
3. Pledge This! (2006) (V) (post-production) …. Kristen
… aka National Lampoon’s Pledge This! (USA: complete title)
4. DOA: Dead or Alive (2006) (completed) …. Helena Douglas
… aka DOA (USA: short title)
5. Barstool Words (2006) (completed) …. Zelda Sparks

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Lindsay Lohan @ Jeremy Piven's Birthday Orgy, Day II; The Backside Attack Edition

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These photos are definitely negative developments for the freckled community.

After checking out these snaps, I don’t know whether Lindsay Lohan is a marketing genius (a la Madonna & Paris Hilton) or whether she’s totally clueless.

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Bastardly Lady of the Day - Angela

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Angela writes:

I’m 21 (though may not look like it, act like it, etc) and I live in the big D!!

I was going to email my pictures earlier but my friend Van sent in her pictures 2 months ago and you guys tore her apart. So, please be gentle, its my first time. :)

Sorry folks, all the pictures of me are fully clothed. I’ve been plagued with the “unable-to-tanorexia” disease. I don’t want to blind you wonderful readers!!

The last picture I’ve enclosed is from last year’s premiere of Star Wars Episode 3. We’re fighting each other with fx light sabers. I could have worked on my pose better.

Anyway, If you guys still aren’t disgusted after scanning through my pictures, go find me on myspace!

Do you like your boobs?

They are not as bountiful as I’d like for them to be but at least they don’t get in the way of jogging. I’ve grown to accept them.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?

Already did and I chose the structured payment plan. I get a check for $1000 a week for the next 50 years. Of course, there are some tax deductions but I get my ‘hard earned’ money.

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Not yet, *wink wink. Oh I’m just kidding. That line wouldn’t ever work with me.

What makes you Bastardly?
I’m a nerd at heart. What I lack in height and size, I make up for with my insanity. I love New Order, they are quite possibly one of the greatest bands in the world. I’m Vietnamese, and contrary to the popular belief, I will *not* love you long time.

*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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Breaking News! Caprice Bourret Stretches @ the Pool!! Ow!!

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Is it because I’m really unlucky that I’ve never been to a pool where hot chicks do stretches in their bikini? Rock on, Caprice! Let’s hope this is a growing trend @ public pools across the world.

For those of you who don’t know who much about Caprice, here’s a what our friends @ the Wiki have to say…

Caprice Valerie Bourret (born October 24, 1971)[1] is an American fashion model and actress. Much of her career has been in the United Kingdom where she is often known by her first name.

[...]

In 2001, Bourret released her first single as a pop singer, “Once around the Sun”, which was co-written by ’90s star Chesney Hawkes.

Bourret is also moving into an acting career, having appeared on stage in London in The Vagina Monologues and Rent. She has also appeared in the low-budget films Hollywood Flies, Nailing Vienna, and Jinxed In Love. [Wikipedia]

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