Bastardly Fashion Rating: Samaire Armstrong enjoys ice cream @ Pre-Emmys Party

 after a late four martini lunch by 12

We briefly saw Samaire Armstrong in yesterday’s batch as apart of our Lesbian Sex Fantasy with Autumn Reeser for the new season of The OC. Here’s more of Samaire and her outfit for you to critique. I’m just trying to imagine if she’s the type that licks or bites at her ice cream cone.

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Cutter

She looks like Hugh Heffner... Ugh!

BoBo

I would definitely fuck the girl in the first pic and stick it in her @$$. But then I saw the second pic and it looked like a disgusting older crane or something. I would still have sex with her given the opportunity however but perhaps would refrain from taking pictures with my cell phone afterwards.

emoneybagz

Damn I think Kiera Knightly has more at the top!!

Steevo
Steevo

NOT AS FINE AS SHE LOOKS ON THE OC

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

She looks very nasty. I wonder how she is in bed.

Fodder

Yeah, going to have to pass on that. She kinda got Connecticut Lips.

JonYo
JonYo

I don't know why anyone thinks this girl is any sort of big deal looks-wise. Nothing special at all about her face, stupid short haircut, the chest of a 10-year old boy, blah. She does absolutely nothing for me.

caitie harmful
caitie harmful

This chick is such a raging bitch, I've heard. And she's got shit fashion sense.

Pretty name, though.

john
john

she would look hot with that ice cream smeared all over her face

in a manner that obscured her face from view

eyesout
eyesout

That is one creepy neck she has in pic #2

DonkeyCock
DonkeyCock

She looks 40+ in these pics...Ugly dress, shoes, purse, jewelry....don't these people have people to dress them anymore????

moss
moss

she is the type to swallow then run to the bathroom and puke it back up.