Eva Longoria feasts on Tony Parker's baguette @ 58th Annual Primetime Emmys

EVA is the Sexiest

Tony Parker looks like Lurch.

omg this is hilarious as if u losers wouldnt jump at the chance to be with miss longoria...she probably wouldnt give u the time of day. now, you can hide ur insecurities by making another obvious cock...pussy..joke or you could accept the pain of never being good enough to be loved by beautiful celebrities :) i suggest the latter...but predict the former o_O

Eva, I agree is nothing short of a flat chested midget with a giant (a giant to whoever hails from any south american country) for a man friend.....

the shoes I'll take..'

the white crepe paper dress is yikes...i especially hate the two pointy ends stabbing her on the chest. it might have looked a little better with just a plain all round strapless..

and her overly oranged skin...horrible

her man has a wonky eye...

Eva looks like a pig without makeup!!

Where's that fucken racist white trash whore Ashley and her retarded comments about this "interacial couple"?

Dear world,

There is absolutely nothing special at all about Eva Longoria's body, face, or acting talent. Please stop obsessing.

Sincerely,

Me

Donkey Cock thats the funniest thing I've read in a long time. hah, hah, hah, hah,hah,

rat face

plain jane/juana

she farted!!! oh!! donkey cock, that was awesome!!!!

i think she wore that dress because it looks like it was designed by Kleenex....you know, to wipe the jizz off.... ;)

love you donkey cock! :)

He caught his finger in her snappin' pussy..I bet he tried to spin her on his finger like a basketball and bent his finger when she farted; shooting herself into the air...