Bastardly Breaking News! Christina Ricci Smokes! And, Jewish Dude from Saving Private Ryan Still Alive!

The guy writing about Jewish boys. We know you're a jewish boy, OK? Yeah jews are funny motherfuckers, you just have to look at them. They go to the cosmetic surgeon like we go to the grocery store. You know, looking at the picture on page two I think Christina Ricci might have that ugly gene too.

I hope she likes that thin body because I prefer her former bod with some flesh to enjoy. Specifically, I hope she masturbates a lot. Man, that's a sweet thought.

Adam Goldberg has been kicking ass non-stop since Dazed and Confused.

jj!! :)

school is going great, the kids are all good, but you know, they have their defiant moments!!! but, hey,. dont we all? yes, its frustrating when you have 30 18-months to 5 year-olds in ONE classroom from 2-6PM ( im there from 730-6, i open, give the early ones breakfast, then at 9 my class, the 2 year olds -- theres about 10 of them!-- go into my class room and i try my best to get them thru the pledge, one song and a story.....then its trying to potty train them, then diapers ( ugh, you know, my mom and dad never even changed mine, i had a nanny, so last monday was my FIRST time with changing.... and yes, it was #2....i was like, oh....faaabbbuuuullooouuus......), then they get lunch.....and by that time im so grossed out by the changing that i cant eat! but then i get an hour lunch break, and they nap for 2.5 hours, so thats also pretty nice. the thing is, i like working with children because they are SO pure and innocent that they dont know how to be FAKE yet. you KNOW if they like you or not, and thats what i appreciate the most. i cant STAND fronters!!!

jj i hope you have an awesome day!!! :)

and yeah, i agree, i love ALL men!!! but im sorry, the jewish boys are just perfection :)

glimmer..that’d be quite a sight, witnessing victor in all his nut crackin’ glory…heh

glimmer..that'd be quite sight, witnessing victor in all his nut crackin' glory...heh

haha, Goldberg has chest hair.

I love chest hair.

victor post photos of you ah 'nut busting' over the ricci photos. come on.. :)

YJJ:

i'm 1/4 jewish so yeah i like jewish guys...basically i like all guys regardless of their religious affliations or racial background just as long as..ahem..he's cut. otherwise i wouldn't know how to handle him if he's not..ok..tmi..lol.. my b/f is italian - the popular knowledge that italians make the best lovers...ooooooh yeah..I'm hooked.. :)

How's school starting out for you? Hope the kids aren't naughty. take care!

oh yeah, and her man is so fucking hot, i would ride his jock like a fucking slut ;)

jj-- thats what IM TALLKING about!!!! i love jewish boys...... ever since we moved to south fla when i was 6.... thats right, ive been boy crazy ever since i can remember!!! i went to a predominantly jewish school from 3rd grade until 8th, and im sorry, but thats when i said....... i ONLY want a jewish boy!!!! and NOT cuz they "take care of their women" or whatever, its because there the best looking :) they ARE!!!!! oh my god, jewish boy features are my panty creamers ;) ok im done, i just agree with jj :)

jj do you like jewish boys as much as i do? ;)

YJJ..the best thing about jewish guys is that they are guaranteed cut...there's no question about their being circumcised....

Ricci here is not looking so cute...yellow stripes is just Yikes..not a good color on her..

Still like her as an actress..did anyone else see her in Prozac Nation? She's topless in that movie...girl has great boobs, all natural and perky

Her shirt looks like a Giorgio perfume box...more important though...this chick is downright BUTTA...she should have a bag...and that dude should have died already...Mel Gibson says so...

lol Randi, your so right about that guy when he was on Friends.. that shit was funny as fuck

Now if you don't mind, im going to bust a nut over these Ricci pics, because that bitch is SMOKIN!

i wonder if anyone asked him for his autograph ?

What has Adam Goldberg appeared in lately???

They smoke because it helps them stay skinny. Glad to see that guy from Private Ryan. He was hilarious as Chandler's nutso roomate on Friends.

How come so many cute females smoke? ;/ It only makes them smell bad.

christina looks like a frog in the photo on the second page.

thee_oppressor, i totaly agree

jewish people are the best :)

my boyfriend is jewish......jewish boys=PERFECTION!!!

ricci looks really cute here too

It's Mellish!!! Ich bin Jude. God I love jews. Funniest motherfuckers in the world.