I was going to finish off this Hooters thing much earlier, but after five long heats, laziness set in. Then, a couple weeks after we started the 2006 Bastardly Hooters Girls Bikini Pageant, we received an email.
Hey Now…
So whatever happened to this?!?!? Are you going to do a run off from
the winners of the heats? You KNOW #83 was the hottest of the bunch.
Keep up the great work.Have a better one,
~ hayduke
Since The Bastardly is run by members of the Horndogg Community for members of the Horndogg Community, naturally we cannot ignore Horndogg Demand—regardless of its size. So yeah, w/out further a-doodoo, I give you the finalists in the 2006 Bastardly Hooters Girls Bikini Pageant. You know the drill, people: critisize the chicks you don’t like & give major props to the ones you digg. Remember to choose two chickies only b/c lesbian sex works best when there are two hot chicks.
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#83 was pretty...
until she started looking like my friend cole...
1: 83
2: 13
They wihout a doubt would make hot lesbian love!!!!!!!!!!!
[...] In line w/ our Bastardly Hooters Bikini Pageant, we bring you our latest installment of “Choose which hot girl in a bikini is the hottest for no particular reason” Contest. [...]
LMAO Who would have thought white woman AKA Miss 6 O'clock could have curves..haha
30, 20, 82
first:30
second: 13
# 20 hands down.
It's anal sex night at the Gold house. I have to go home and punish my wife.
Ari
Hoo Boy! In the end, (so to speak) it's all about the camel toe. With that as the final tie-break criteria the only winners are 81 and 101 - in that order.
I mean
1- 90
1- 80
2- 91
3- 83
top three in no order:### 1, 13, 74
runner up goes to # 20
honorable mention ## 81, 101
just wanna say thanks for coming to the rest of u
#13
#83
natedogg, and donkey cock i SO agree!!! i think #30 is really hot, and #83 is just wicked sick!!!!! ( in a good way! ;) ) but yeah, i love #20 and #83, but #20 is my third fave. i really cant cirtisize the others, just cuz there ALL realy hot!!!!
i missed you donkey cock!!
um, natedogg..... i have a question, do you live in south fla?
82
30
# 30
#30
#74
I say we clone #20 and have her do herself. The others are all a distant second place.
I like #74 but her pic is blown up and pixelicious
30, then 20.
20 & 82.
Not a discussion.
I'm telling you.
That is all.
30 & 20 in that order
#81???she has no titties..
#81 and #101 in that order.
#13 is the winner...
81 and 20
#83 WINS IT ALL!!!! Congrats to her...I'm available to console any of the talented loosers....hehehehe
woman's point of view..#81 with 20 a close 2nd
Man heat D&E; mustve been terrible.
1) No. 7
2) No. 20
3) No. 81
13 & 20 !! This was a good contest, we need more of them like this on here, props to the bastardly team!!
Mehhh...81 I guess.
#30 and #20, in that order. #83 is a little weird looking and i'm not digging her boobs at all.
i dont know where to write you so i'll just say it here: i think we should have a bastardly matchup between Mila Kunis (that 70s show) and Rachel Bilson. im really curious to see who would win.
#20
Right on Wiseman, Right on and especially large bags of shit! ENOUGH!!!
1)# 83 and 2) #20 would make sweet lesbian love!
On pages 5 and 9 those tits look blatantly fake. Why do women do this to themselves??? Natural is best. I dont believe a man would want his other half to have bags of shit put in their breasts.