Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Longoria arrives back to Texas!

After some feasting of Frenchy Parker’s baguette, Eva is back home in Texas… do we really give a shit, not really, but it’s another excuse for Bastardly readers to call her an ugly whore.

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Laura

She always looks beautiful no matter what color her hair is, and even when she's wearing minimal makeup. I love the way she dresses, & her body is amazing!

bm

my god you lot are a bunch of evil, racist, cruel pathetic excuses for human beings, what is wrong with you people, i bet you lot don't look to great yourselves

KEmp

FCK YOU ALL SHE IS THE PRETTIEST GIRL EVER!!!

Derrick

id pound her cola colored cunt and jizz on her swollen lips

Erickzon

You all fucking racist, why do u have to say :

smc

damn… shes pretty fucking scary looking whore random mexican… i prefer agreed

dont mess with the race fuckers cause it has nothing to do with this cause you'll never say:

smc

damn… shes pretty fucking scary looking whore random american… i prefer agreed

am i wrong?

EBZ

jojo not all mexican woman look the same........thanks.

Big Papi
Big Papi

I wish she'd dump that colored boy she's seeing, but I'd grudge fuck her in the ass.

smc

damn... shes pretty fucking scary looking whore random mexican... i prefer agreed

Chocolate

lucky regina's actually hot ;)

Caliban
Caliban

"but just remember to give her a fake name and phone number."

Like, John Sax at 348-2625.

That's my porn name but then I think the standard rule was middle name and the first street you lived on, which would make me Leon Regina, not so good.

Another friend said first pet's name and first street you lived on, so that would make me Lucky Regina, for a guy though they both suck.

EMONEYBAGZ

PUT ON SOME MAKEUP BITCH!! YOU ARE SCARING LITTLE KIDS!!!

Randi
Randi

Let's face it, she's not ugly. She's just a self-centred, stupid ass blabbermouth. She's fit for a one night stand, but just remember to give her a fake name and phone number.

jj
jj

back in texas sans Emmy.....look at that forced smile...poor thing

jojobamarch

she looks like any random mexican chick.