Posts from July 2014

Bastardly Hot or Not: Jacinda Barrett

And the Wiki says…

Jacinda Barrett (born August 2, 1972, in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia) is a model turned actress.

At the age of seventeen, Barrett started modeling through Europe. In 1995 she landed her first television break as a cast member on MTV’s Real World season in London. This made her perhaps one of the very few people to crossover from reality television to mainstream success in the film industry. After the show, she attended the British Academy of Dramatic Art in Oxford, England. Her first film role came in 1997 in Campfire Tales. Since then, she has been in numerous movies and television shows.

On December 29th, 2004 she married actor Gabriel Macht. [Wiki]

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Bastardly Breaking News! John Travolta Is A Gay Homosexual (Not that anything is wrong w/ that)

Was there any question about his sexuality once he got that haircut?!

Anyway, first Lance, now J.Travs…WHO’LL COME OUT OF THE CLOSET NEXT?!?!

Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson is Funny, Sexy & Kinky!

Bastardly Confession: I’ve never seen an episode of this show until this Saturday morning when my Tivo had it taped for some odd reason. Let’s just say it was a delightful surprise.

My take on the show is very simple: W/out Kendra Wilkinson, the show would suck major ass. She was absolutely hilarious during her football themed shoot in which she dressed up like a San Diego Charger & the other two hos dressed up as slutty cheerleaders. You gotta admit, though, doing the Heisman Trophy pose w/ your tetas hanging out was mindbogglingly classic & not to mention, extremely creative!!

Anyway, even though she’s slightly butta, Kendra definitely gets the Bastardly Seal of Approval.

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Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Biel walks TWO dogs!!!

I was getting a little sad that we didn’t have any breaking news of Jessica Biel walking her dog. Well, she doesn’t disappoint as she comes back to us walking NOT ONE BUT TWO dogs!!!! Yay! for Jessica!!!!

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Alyssa Milano wants you to "touch" her!

We saw some of Alyssa Milano from MAGIC in Las Vegas yesterday showing off those sexy hairy arms of hers. Well, here she is showing us her clothing line, Touch. Who really cares about the clothes, I just want to stare at her.

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The Bastardly Morning by Christina Milian

- K-Fed To Play Himself on “Entourage” [IDLYITW]

- Jessica Simpson has bruised vocal chords [goldenfiddle]

- Uma Thurman is a Fucking Man [Drunk Stepfather]

- Suri’s bronze poo, revisited [Mollygood]

- Letting Go Of Your Summer Romance [CollegeHumor]

- Lindsay Lohan Bikini Video [Egotastic]

- Scarlett Johansson At The Black Dahlia Premiere [I'm Not Obsessed]

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