Posts from July 2014

Kelly Monaco simply in tight jeans and a white tanktop

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Kelly Monaco knows it don’t take much to look hot when you’ve got a MILFilicious bod like that.

-Beyonce’s Boob Tape Can’t Hide Her Areola
-Uma Thurman is a Fucking Man of the Day
-The Best Thing That Ever Happened to Jessica Simpson
-The Photoshop Awards: Hilary Swank
-Is Ana Sofia Henao the most popular swimsuit model in all of South America?

-Gwen Stefani Won’t Be There
-Love It Or Hate It: Milla Jovovich’s Smoking Outfit
-Jessica Simpson and John Mayer Are Doing It
-Paris Reveals Blowjob Scare
-Paula Abdul self-medicates, slurs her way onto television
-Again…Jessica Simpson is dating John Mayer
-Paris Hilton wanted over 1/2 million for one talkshow appearance
-Keeley Hazell. No need for an explanation.
-Rosario Dawson Double Feature
-Scarlett Fever

-Jennifer Aniston has perfect breasts
-Federline to Appear on ‘CSI’… yup, that’s K-Fed of the “FEDeration” (oooh, nice play on words!!!!)
-Mmmm….Rachel Bilson is yummy!

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The 2006 Bastardly Hooters Girls Bikini Pageant: Finalists!

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I was going to finish off this Hooters thing much earlier, but after five long heats, laziness set in. Then, a couple weeks after we started the 2006 Bastardly Hooters Girls Bikini Pageant, we received an email.

Hey Now…

So whatever happened to this?!?!? Are you going to do a run off from
the winners of the heats? You KNOW #83 was the hottest of the bunch.
Keep up the great work.

Have a better one,

~ hayduke

Since The Bastardly is run by members of the Horndogg Community for members of the Horndogg Community, naturally we cannot ignore Horndogg Demand—regardless of its size. So yeah, w/out further a-doodoo, I give you the finalists in the 2006 Bastardly Hooters Girls Bikini Pageant. You know the drill, people: critisize the chicks you don’t like & give major props to the ones you digg. Remember to choose two chickies only b/c lesbian sex works best when there are two hot chicks.

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Bastardly Hot or Not: Haley Bennett @ The 2006 Teen Choice Awards

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And the Wiki says…

Nothing…b/c she doesn’t have an entry yet. But a talent agency, IMTA, had this to say,

IMTA alumnus Haley Bennett has just signed on to star in Music and Lyrics By, a film about a lyrics writer and a music writer-performer whose collaboration takes a romantic turn. Haley will star opposite the lead, Hugh Grant. Drew Barrymore will co-star in the film. Haley begins shooting March 27th in New York. [IMTA]

So there you have it girls & boys! If you want to become a bigstar, IMTA can help you get there. Here are more snappies of Haley @ the 2006 Teen Choice Awards.

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The Bastardly Minute With…Rose McGowan

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Here are a couple upcoming flicks starring Rose.

1. Grind House (2007) (filming) …. Cherry [This is a Quentin Tarantino project, so it should definitely be interesting.] @ IMDb, the plot outline even sounds interesting, “Two full length feature horror movies written by Quentin Tarantino & Robert Rodriguez put together as a two film features. Including fake movie trailers in between both movies.” [IMDb]

2. The Black Dahlia (2006) …. Sheryl Saddon

[Movie info: IMDb]

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