Posts from July 2014

Lesbian Michelle Rodriguez Needs To Come Out of the Hard Alcohol Closet

Note to Michelle Rodriguez: Lesbianism in our modern society will go a long way to help repair your tattered image as a drunkard member of the Hollywood D-List.

Michelle, honestly, I think it’ll be an excellent career move to be caught making out w/ one of your bitches (pictured in the subsequent pages) while standing in front of Koi. I mean, let’s admit it, you have pretty much nothing to lose @ this point….

On that juicy lesbo note, here are snaps of Michelle Rodz w/ her random bitches over the last month or so. Don’t forget the butch girl from the past b/c I’m pretty sure she’s invited to M’s weekly lesbian gangbang session. And, since I know you horny bastards are probably wondering, I’ll fan the flames of lesbian-sex speculation & assume Michelle’s always the one wearing the the strap-on/wife beater-combo & smacking her bitches up after she gets home totally wasted each night of the week.

Rock on, Michelle!!

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Stacy Keibler - The Bastardly Black Dress Vs. White Dress Matchup

Here we have Stacy Keibler (and her lovely legs) first wearing black at Entertainment Weekly’s 4th Annual Pre-Emmy Party and secondly wearing white at the TV Guide 4th Annual Emmy Party. Where does she look hotter?

I’m going with black because she shows more leg and that’s what we care about.

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Bastardly Fashion Rating: Vanessa Minnillo @ 58th Annual Primetime Emmys

Ideally I’d want to do some Bastardly quotes on these pictures but I think Moe did enough of that at Vanessa’s expense with his last Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo post. Therefore, we’ll just let you Bastardly readers have at her fashion selection for the night…and please feel free to say if you think she’s a slut, whore, bitch, etc…

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Bastardly Breaking News! Denise Richards pays for parking!

I don’t know what it is but I guess I just can’t get enough of celebs paying for parking; especially if it’s a hot chick like Denise Richards or Rachel Stevens paying for parking. No one is too good for the meter maids, damnitt!

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Bastardly Breaking News! Courtney Thorne-Smith not on Melrose

Seems like Courtney Thorne-Smith has been on tv and movies for so long (remember Summer School) and she’s not even 40 yet!??!? (Thanks Wikipedia!)

Courtney needs help finding her way around any street in LA that’s not Melrose.

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The Bastardly Morning Gossip Report by Gisele Bundchen

- Bob Dylan is one of my all-time favs. Here’s an outtake from Don’t Look Back featuring Mr. Dylan riding in a train through England in 1965. [Goldenfiddle]

- Future Grammy Award winner, Paris Hilton’s epic album debut @ #6. 3 words: WHAT THE FUCK?! [DListed]

- Don’t expect to see Sean Connery in the new Indiana Jones [Glitterati]

- Wedding Crashers is coming to reality TV. What next? [TubeWad]

- Note to all celebs: Be wary of horses & paparazzi [A Socialite's Life]

- Mommy Pitt not happy w/ her son’s new owner [HollywoodRag]

- Universal to allow free downloading of its entire catalog! Now we’re talking! [Yahoo]

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Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Mendes Takes Her ManToy Out For Pre-Sex Dinner!

Lucky bastaaaaad!!! He gets to have a feast w/ the woman & then have her for dessert later in the night.

Damn you, European looking man, damn you to hell!!

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