Posts from July 2014

Anna Kournikova's Super Mega Lottery Adoption Winner!

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Okay, now we know what Anna Kounikova has been doing with all her free time since she stopped playing tennis. So in addition to having countless hours of sex with Enrique Igelsias she decided to go the Angelina route and make a lucky kid’s dream come true.

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Alessandra Ambrosio says you WILL buy Very Sexy makeup!

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I’m sold.

Sorry folks, this is just way too much hotness for my liking. I haven’t said this in a while but I’d love to make some Bastardly good-looking children with Alessandra Ambrosio.

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Izabel Goulart wants you to buy Very Sexy Makeup!

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I swear, Victoria’s Secret could come out with a line of motherboards and processors and would still make a killing on the market as long they have hot chicks like Izabel Goulart marketing it.

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