Posts from July 2014

The Bastardly Midnight Snack - Elisabetta Canalis

As the Italian Wikipedia states:

Elisabetta Canalis (Sassari, 12 settembre 1978) è un’attrice ed una showgirl italiana.

Il padre, radiologo primario cattedratico universitario e la madre archeologa ed insegnante di lettere. Dopo la maturità classica di Elisabetta si trasferisce a Milano, dove si iscrive alla facoltà di lingue dell’Università Statale. Partecipa a vari casting come quello per il film Il pesce innamorato di Leonardo Pieraccioni, nel 1999, oltre a presenziare come valletta ai telegatti e avere realizzato uno spot televisivo per le caramelle M&M’s vince un provino per la trasmissione Striscia la notizia, di cui sarà velina fino al 2002 insieme a Maddalena Corvaglia di cui diventerà molto amica in seguito.

Using ghetto Google translator:

Elisabetta Canalis (Sassari, 12 september 1978) is a attrice and one showgirl Italian.

The father, university cattedratico primary radiologist and the mother archaeologist and teaching of letters. After the classic maturity of Elisabetta he moves himself to Milan, where he enrolls himself to the faculty of languages of the University Be them. It participates to several casting like that one for the film in love fish of Leonardo Pieraccioni, in 1999, beyond attending as valletta to the telegatti ones and having realized a spot television for the M&M’s candies the news wins tries for the transmission Strip, of which will be velina until 2002 with to Maddalena Corvaglia of which she will become much friend later on.

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Bastardly Breaking News!! Naomi Watts Plays Tennis!

Have fun w/ all the links!

- Jessica Simpson Could Use Some Of My Personal Assistance
- A Drunken Stepfather doing a girl a favor
- Liv Tyler Caught Eating
- Flavor of Love 2′s Toastee Speaks!

- Jon Voight Loves His Grandkids
- Britney Spears Registers At Petit Tresor
- Paris Hilton Really is Crap, It’s Official
- Classiest Wedding Couple/Summer 2006
- Macaulay is ready to met his Maker’s
- NBC “regrets” Conan skit. Declare themselves bunch of pussies.
- Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson are giving love another chance
- Sweeten up your day: Here’s a photo of Petra Nemcova
- Eva Mendes Flaunt Magazine Pictures
- Colin Farrell’s No Show Stalker

- Sarah Connor Chronicles Gets the Green Light
- Sharapova Has Nothing On Shannon Elizabeth

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Bastardly Fashion Rating: Samaire Armstrong enjoys ice cream @ Pre-Emmys Party

We briefly saw Samaire Armstrong in yesterday’s batch as apart of our Lesbian Sex Fantasy with Autumn Reeser for the new season of The OC. Here’s more of Samaire and her outfit for you to critique. I’m just trying to imagine if she’s the type that licks or bites at her ice cream cone.

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Bastardly Fashion Rating: Sophia Bush @ Pre-Emmys Party

I really can’t say anything mean about Sophia Bush. It’s not like we’ve made her out to be a slut with whore tendencies on The Bastardly. The only thing she’s ever been accused of is flying American Airlines.

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