Posts from July 2014

Bastardly Hot or Not: Olvia Munn @ the Beerfest Movie Premiere

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And the Wiki says…

Olivia Munn was born in Oklahoma, but was raised in Tokyo, Japan. Her credentials include theater. She has worked for Fox Sports as an interviewer during College Football and Women’s College Basketball.

Munn’s first appearance on Attack of the Show! was on April 6, 2006, in which she was announced as the replacement for Sarah Lane who left the show along with Brendan Moran after their marriage announcement. The first episode she co-hosted was April 10, 2006. She also hosts a podcast on G4 known as “The Daily Nut”, as well as “Formula D”, a show that highlights various drift races. While Munn is more well-known for AOTS, she occasionally takes efforts (as seen on her MySpace profile and on AOTS) to make sure that Formula D is not overlooked.

Olivia has appeared in several episodes of Beyond the Break on The N, and was the host of the Network LIVE pilot “Dose”. She is to appear in the film Big Stan with Rob Schneider. In July of 2006, Phone Tag, a short film in which she appeared with comedian Nick Thune, was featured on YouTube. [Wiki]

Since Olivia was raised in Toyko, I’m gonna assume that she has a super kinky side hidden away somewhere inside her. Oh baby.

I went to YouTube & checked out Phone Tag, a short film by Nick Thune co-starring Olivia. Definitely worth a looksee…


Here are more snaps from the premiere.

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Why Did John Mark Karr Lie, Who Really Killed JonBenet Ramsey, Does God Really Exist? - Bastardly Theories & Speculations

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Don’t worry, we’ll be very systematic w/ our attack, so put on your bullshitting hats & read on!

I. Why Did John Mark Karr Lie & Want to be Remembered as a Child Molester/Murderer/Dirty Whorebag

1. Social suicide - where someone has reached such a low level, he doesn’t really give a shit about anything.
2. He is a total fame whore & wants to go out w/ fireworks—pretty ingenious if you think about it.
3. Knows about the perks provided to Child Molester/Murderer/Dirty Whorebags in prison. (Anyone aware of these “perks?”)
4. Hiding an even bigger secret (God knows what else this sicko has done)
5. Secretly paid by George Bush & Co, media conglomerates (I’m talking about magazines, networks, etc) & oil giants to bring this blockbuster story back to life b/c let’s admit it, everyone’s tired of hearing about Iraq, the price of oil, Katrina, Lebanon & all that stuff…

II. Who Really Killed JonBenet Ramsey?

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Mommy Ramsey. Yes, my friends, it was her all along! Can you believe it? If not, you better b/c that is the dirty, painful truth. That sadistic mother killed her. Why would a mother kill her own child who would’ve one day become Britney Spears & earned millions for the family? Then again, why would a woman drown 5 of her kids? The world is fucked up, people.

III. Does God Really Exist?

In one word: Yes.

III. Does Paris Hilton Have STDs?

18 words: Yes—hers are airbrone & scrubbing Tilex on your bits & pieces will not get rid of Paris Hilton STDs.

Have a field day w/ this one, everyone! Forming theories about bullshit issues in this world is so fun!!

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Shirly Brener @ HBO Post Emmy Party - Winner of The Bastardly Hoochie Dress Award

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So Who is this mysterious character who just won the coveted Bastardly Hoochie Dress Award? No Wiki entry on her just yet, but IMDb says,

Daughter of Smadar Brenner.

Graduated on Dean’s List from the University of Southern California with a BA in Art History. Accepted to and attended one year of MBA (masters of business administration) at Pepperdine University. [IMDb]

New & upcoming flicks…

- Bill (2007) (post-production) …. Nurse
- The Death and Life of Bobby Z (2006) (post-production) …. Surfer Girl
- Employee of the Month (2006) (completed)
- Petrified (2006) (V) …. Jess

Source: IMDb

Now, check out more snaps of the dress!

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Bastardly Fashion Rating: Jessica Collins @ 2006 Emmys TV Guide After Party

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There’s really no info on this woman except this useless bit on IMDb.

Anyway, it’s Tuesday, so hang in there everyone…the weekend is ALMOST here! In the meantime, enjoy the quotes from some of our friends.

Being bored to sleep (or to death) wasn’t on my “To Do” list last night so I missed the Emmys.

Jenny @ I Don’t Like You In That Way

Word is Jessica had to cancel her promotion due to losing her voice. In Touch Weekly reports, “The 26-year-old has been forced to cancel appearances on Today, TRL and The Late Show with David Letterman, and flew into NYC a day early in order to see a voice specialist. After examining her, the doctor warned her that she wasn’t allowed to talk, and that if she did she could risk ruining her voice for good.”

Popper @ PopSugar giving us the good news! Someone please make Jessica talk, God damn it!!!

Yes, because the last thing a stripper needs is for her reputation to be tarnished with any accusations of behavior that might be construed as “sleazy” and/or “less than respectable.”


A Socialite @ A Socialite’s Life talking about Matt LeBlanc & his stripper issues

And, as if it all isn’t humiliating enough, Paris brought new BFF Kim Kardashian — known for nothing — along for the ride. Kim was allowed to enter effortlessly.

TMZ Staff @ TMZ on how Tara Ried was given the hand when trying to enter a club. They have a video, so go check it out!

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Bastardly Hot or Not: Sara Ramirez @ The 2006 Emmys

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And the Wiki says…

Sara Ramírez (born August 31, 1976) is a Mexican actress and singer. She won the 2005 Tony Award for Best Performance by a Featured Actress in a Musical for her role as The Lady of the Lake in Monty Python’s Spamalot. She is an alto singer.

Ramírez was born in Mazatlán, Sinaloa, a popular Mexican beach resort in the Pacific. After graduating high school in San Diego, California she graduated from the Juilliard School in New York City. She debuted on Broadway playing Wahzinak in Paul Simon’s The Capeman (1998) and received an Outer Critics Circle nomination for her role in The Gershwins’ Fascinating Rhythm (1999). She has also appeared in A Class Act (2001) and performed The Vagina Monologues with Tovah Feldshuh and Suzanne Bertish. She can be glimpsed as Rose, the Zabar’s Cashier, in You’ve Got Mail, and the cop at the carjacking in Spider-Man.

Ramírez recently joined the cast of Grey’s Anatomy in a recurring role as Dr. Calliope “Callie” Torres in the show’s second season. For the third season she will be a series regular. [Wiki]

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Bastardly Fashion Rating: Gillian Anderson @ the 2006 Emmys Awards

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Since we like our women no heavier than 65lbs, I’d have to put Ms. Anderson in the fatass category. Forget about her weight, let’s talk about what she’s wearing…

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