Bastardly Hot or Not: Linzi Stoppard

There’s really not too much info on this lady except a short blurb on her official site that has yet to fully launch.

she looks like an angel, but plays like Satan’s personal violin player - NMW

Stunning Linzi is a musician and former model who is poised to take the music world by storm in 2006.

Linzi can currently be seen performing at exclusive events across the capital alongside stars including Dita Von Teese and Sadie Frost and at the Cannes Film Festival in May. Her debut solo album is currently being recorded. [Linzi Stoppard]

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16 comments
Beef Ricardo

Try this - free lesbian video's - much better

truth monger

hot enough had she not been one of london's best known hookers (working for www.uk-glamourgirls) - used meat

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Mohamhead performs cunnilingus on cows.

The prophet Morehamhead
The prophet Morehamhead

Americans should kill themselves now. They are a bunch of shallow fat bastards. They are fat arseholes who are a waste of space. This planet needs to become extinct, so why fucking increase the population? The ugly chinks and Indians are doing that as it is. ALL HUMAN SCUM PLEASE KILL YOURSELVES NOW AND KILL THE NEAREST ANIMALS ASWELL.

Steevo
Steevo

STRAIGHT UP ON THAT KITTEN!!!

swoop
swoop

Hot enough for Kabob.

specialk
specialk

she looks like a graduate of the Mischa Barton School of Fashion

Stan80
Stan80

Neeeds work. I'd say: Not!

HCPolitico
HCPolitico

NOT -- and she really doesn't have time for all this nonsense - she has a moon to bark at

Big Papi
Big Papi

Ehhhh...nothing great but I would if it was there.

Donkey is dead on about the stupid leggings....what is she, 7?

Darryl Musashi
Darryl Musashi

The dress has to go, the woman is nice enough. Call it a 6.5.

Saturday evening, no sports on... I'd hit it.

DonkeyCock
DonkeyCock

NOT! as in no way, this chick needs some help...wtf is up with the leggings???

Wiseman
Wiseman

Yes yes...............the meat would get used and abused.