For the Bastardly Ladies: Leonardo DiCaprio @ The Departed Premiere

Leonardo came to this thing alone, but I’m pretty sure he left w/ Emmanuelle Chriqui. I know he’s still boning Bar Rafaeli, but why the hell do you think Emmanuelle was invited in the first place?!

Remember, when you see a hot chick @ a premiere for a flick in which she doesn’t star, the only reason she’s there is because someone involved w/ the flick wants a piece of her juicy ass. Altar boy Markie Mark & M. Damon are out of the Q, so who could it be…? Martin Sheen?!

Regardless of who slept w/ Emans on the night of the premiere, we would like to damn them to hell!!

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Boz
Boz

pic 2 and 3! He's so hot!

Boz
Boz

I love Leo!!!!

Shut up haters!

Geniefromthelamp

This is a really cheezy, disgusting site, but it is fun.

Fuck This
Fuck This

OMG, The prophet Morehamhead, that was hilarious! i was actually sitting here laughing out loud reading your post

Hey Peeps
Hey Peeps

Anyone who doesn't like leo dicap should be decapitated haha fuckin assholes

The Face

Everyone please stop being so mean... Most of these celebrities we so call hate are just puppets to their agents and editors n shit, and their image is most often is not even their choice.. It's completely fair to have your opinions, but just pretend you were in their situation and you read all these negative posts about yourselves, it would really hurt, even the bitchiest, rudest, or even prettiest of celebs... I like Leo because I think he's attractive and talented, don't like Jessica Alba b/c I think she's over-hyped and rude, and believe anyone who believes otherwise is entitled to their opinion... Just lets not ruin ourselves on forums because our names are anonymous or something, all this negative vibes darken everyones day :(

verbal
verbal

he looks better with an unshaven face. makes him look more manly instead of a prettyboy

Margo

BTW, Leo is 32yrs not 22yrs. Big Papi, I would send you a photo if you looked like Leo.

Sorry, but you still couldn't handle the ride.

BoBo
BoBo

Happy Birthday to Leo on turning 22.

Melissa

i liked him better when he wasnt orange

lola

I THINK LEO IT IS GETTING HOTTER EVERY DAY , I LOVE HIM.

Wiseman
Wiseman

Yes yes...........Leo was fucking that ugly man Gisselle.

Big Papi
Big Papi

Margo, you need a consensus from your trusted comrades. Post your photo on this site.

The prophet Morehamhead
The prophet Morehamhead

Americans should kill themselves now. They are a bunch of shallow fat bastards. They are fat arseholes who are a waste of space. This planet needs to become extinct, so why fucking increase the population? The ugly chinks and Indians are doing that as it is. ALL HUMAN SCUM PLEASE KILL YOURSELVES NOW AND KILL THE NEAREST ANIMALS ASWELL.

Cashgirl
Cashgirl

I don't care what you all say. That is one fine man! Ow!!

Margo

Yummy! I would let Leo do me in in the butt, you can bet his sweet ass on that. No! he's not a homo.

straga

Most actors suck. We need athletes.

Roxy

Meh. He still looks like a homo.

Too man pretty for me.

angelfood
angelfood

you got a point there lily...too damn bad huh? maybe him and his buddie (superman lead guy whatever his name is) are just a little more than friends? who knows!

lilyspryte
lilyspryte

angelfood, he has a taste for beautiful women with NO CURVES...... so I think he is poorly masking his homosexual tendencies....... I have never liked this guy....... his acting sucks and he looks like ass........

swoop
swoop

angelfood is right. He has the look and charm that makes angels cry. however, put some meat and bones on him like Gov. Arnold. Otherwise, he's just a better version of Tiny Cruise. Ha!

the kitten

i never really cared for him when he was younger, but it appears hes getting hotter with age

angelfood
angelfood

Leo had gorgeous eyes and beautiful skin but the body of a child...put his face on a man's body...I'd take him. IMHO, he is like a young Cruise or Van Damme,...little schrimpy guys with pretty faces - hopefully his face will stay pretty cuz that is about all he has going for him...but I have to admit...he has a taste for beautiful women...can't deny that!

Big Papi
Big Papi

You guys are hilarious. That sucks if Leo is schtupping Emmanuelle. He's probably banged so much ass he's either got the HIV or HepC.

Wiseman
Wiseman

Big Papi....................If Shitamarink wants salami from the sheep then let him.

Big Papi
Big Papi

Why are these posts becoming a sausage fest?

Wiseman
Wiseman

Shitamarink..............YOUR SHEEP ARE CALLING YOU FOR YOUR DAILY BUM RAPING.

Bosko
Bosko

I never liked him since I saw Titanic in '97 or whatever, but Leonardo is looking a bit old-er these days.

The ladies need some pictures of some barely legal hotties, 27 and under.

PS. Yes he was in What's Eating Gilbert Grape.

Skidamarink
Skidamarink

unWiseman is "releasing the hostages" to these pictures as I type this.

Moelicious
Moelicious

I was under the impression that more chicks would enjoy this kind of stuff...

did I guess wrong or waht?!!??!

john
john

wait is this the kid from what's eating gilbert grape?