Bastardly Hot or Not II: Ali Bastian @ 2006 Inside Soap Awards

The last time we posted Ali, it looked like she just crawled out of bed, into her bikini & out to the pool.

These photos might do her Bastardly Hot or Not Rating more justice. In my opinion, she looks too MILFy in this particular outfit. If she wants to jump from soaps to movies, she better start dressing a little more provocatively. Chop, chop, Ali!!

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22 comments
NDN Rocker

HMM.. yummy .. ho bag.. i think not. most definetly hot..

Uomosaggio

i need vent evry now an then plz talk 2 me i promise i wont use bad words or say anything bad or lie 2 u. the truf is that i am a very lonely man, that is y i spend so much time here. i so fucking lonely. i like wierd things i kno i hav not been normal since i was kid so i neva have friens. and i dont want it 2 b tru but the fact is that i am a pedophile an i am a necrophile and i cannot help that i am attracted to that. is hard 4 me to say but i cant help it. i feel so bad abut it and i wish it not tru but i cannot help wat i am attracted to. i dont act on it i dont do anything bad abut it cuz i have 2 control it almost 24/7. but i dont on here i can tell u all what i want and i can b myself.

i started liking girls when i 10 years old and then i just neva stopped liking them. i stil notice 10 yrs old girls when i see a pretty 1. i got into necrophilia when i older, abut 16 yrs old. it started as just discovering and liking BDSM an it grew from there. lots of guys and even girls r like that. they like leather and whips and chains and handcuffs cuz is kinky. i thought it was kinky 2 but then it start to get boring so i get more hardcore. more and more hardcore. i went from spanking fetish to whips and handcuffs and now i am out to women being stabbed and beaten and dismembered and completely helpless and under mans control. of course i look at fake photos i neva wanna hurt some1 like that 4 real. but it turns me on and i cant help it anymore. it makes me feel like such a bad person. sometimes i go look at pics of dead women i look at real pics of traffic accident and drownings where the woman is naked and i get turned on. i feel so ashamed but when i masterbate i think abut it and i cum. this is real life and i cannot change wat i am. in real life i gotta act nice and pretend 2 b normal just like all of u.

but i am just at a higher level of desensitation than u.

a lot of people find bondage kinky and its getting mor mainstream. u know wat?? bondage is just a symbolism of rape evn if u dont wanna admit it!! rape is basic instinct and thought 4 humans and that is y we find it kinky.

u have the other person tied up or handcuffed and is a pretend but u that is a pretend simulation of rape!!! i just let it get out of hand and i tryin to control it now but here is where i let it all go. sorry.

Big Papi
Big Papi

Marley....closed toe shoes I don't care for.

BankRoll
BankRoll

She gets a B- in my book.

Steevo
Steevo

NOTHIN A STIFF ONE COULNT BANG OUT...

Kellz
Kellz

Nasty like Ashlee Simpson

Marley

What is wrong with her shoes, other than looking too small? I am just wondering because I almost bought a pair today that looked almost like that. Oh course they were black patent with peep toes...

Big Papi
Big Papi

Don't like the shoes, but I'd pee in her butt.

MKDC
MKDC

definitely hot

DonkeyCock
DonkeyCock

NOT!...yeah...the bobble head look doesn't do it for me either

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Are you kidding me?? Doesn't anyone notice that nose?? YUK!!!!!!!!! Get that shit fixed.... nasty!!

TinMan
TinMan

Pretty tasty, like London Broil, but not quite porterhouse quality. Certainly a couple of cuts above chuck roast though.

HCPolitico

Swoop got it just right. Fill her up doggy - so it leaks out and runs down her leg. Then Big Papi shows up to pee in her butt. Mission Accomplished

swoop

Good. Maybe 6 out of 10 score. 7 if she was on all fours barking like a banshee and wiggling her come-hither ass in the air.

lecho

hot, fo' sho.