FYI: Did you know you can purchase that tank over here? We can have it to you by your next party (in which you will get laid. We’re talking about unadulterated, drunken college sex or your money back, kids!!) And guys, buy one for that girl w/ whom you’ve been dying to play The Bastardly Suckie-Suckie Game.
Ok, enough plugging the Bastardly Tank. Let’s talk Bastardly Lady of the Day Incentives. One of our favorite commenters, Sir Buck Nasty, had a very interesting thought fart earlier today.
Buck Nasty
Come on Moe-Jam, Moe-lite,Moe-Job, Moe-Booty,put a little incentive for these people to post their pics. Maybe a Moe Ass T- shirt or thong???? [Buck Nasty]
If you’re hot, want to be rated, but want to be bribed into it, please tell us what you want in return. We’ll see what we can do. Comment below with ideas & maybe Jackson & I can work out some sort of incentives package for future hotties.
Remember, if you get 3-5 offers for sex per week & random guys tell you that you’re hot, chances are pretty good that you’re hot. So why not get the Bastardly Hotness Seal of Approval?! It’s all in goodtimes, baby!
Contact our Bastardly Lady of the Day Department today! Work w/ us & we’ll work with you!
Bastardly Lady of the Day Disclaimer: Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down†pictures. Cheers!
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she does have a big honker, but i'd definitely get up in her belly...got that certain nasty twinkle in her eye that says,"do me & blow loads wherever you want"...got no prob w/that plan
I'm one of the 10%, then. But I think she's really cute anyway.
Make pants that say BASTARDLY with huge letters on the ass maybe? Or a bastardly bathing suit? Or a hat? Maybe let the bastardly lady candidates choose which one they like....I don't know.
Or take Tragic Hero's idea. haha
sadly, 90% of the female bastardly posters don't look even close to her semi-hotness. also, if this top could be issued with a pair of courderoy pants...it'd be awesome.
i think the best incentive for the BLOTD's would be a once in a lifetime opportunity to roll with the kid Max Ricardo aka Tragic Hero in NYC...all expenses paid with my tuition money courtesy of my attorney pops...
Peep the MTV crib's like dorm room the BLOTD's could be staying in...
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/4085/dormrp4.jpg
Notice the sealy postrapedic matress lampin right there...BALLLLLLLLLiIINNNN!!!....on the top bunk and sh!t... the sex stained couch I found in a NY street corner?... exaaaaaaactly... balla balla status...Max Rico, holla at ya booooy!!!
the teal green bed sheets is the real bright spot in the decour, if i say so...i like all my sexual escapades to be as sanitary as possible... i only hit ho's on clean sheets dipped in that charmin.. yep
BLOTDs would get 5 star cuisine as well...my mom dukes has a mean cook game, she'll come by and cook it up on the foreman grill... then hook it up... as we straight lamp...chillin in the cut rubbing you from head to toe, every move slow and sophisticated...I will even remove my girls love bracelet for the event....real sexy..bring some sandals though, just watch out for the broken beer bottles and used condoms on the floor.
so think about that, lemme know what u think...
maybe you can give away a free trip to Los Angeles (to the best Bastardly Lady of the Day of the year) or something like that...yeah, a trip to Cali..to see Bastardly.com's Corp. Headquarters....show them around Nor Cal and give them a Bastardly 40 oz....
She has a big shylock nose, but I'd pee in her butt.
Isn't 70,000 hairy palms incentive enough? Ha!
maybe something like this:
http://www.zazzle.com/product/235551832899591084
i'd do it for some sort of apparel with the bastardly header on it (the eyes at the top of the page with the smile. your exposed.) the tank top your offering is just ugly
I could still see her "spring-peepers"s" peeking above her thong! Yuck!
That cooda been a hairy one.
Atleast it's shaved.
Right on Moe jam.