Posts from July 2014

Bastardly Jailbait Warning: Hayden Panettiere @ Glamour Gurlz / J-Gurlz Launch

Since we had a jailbait post yesterday with Vanessa Anne Hudgens and Willa Holland I couldn’t forget about Hayden Panettiere either. When she’s not representing for the homies Hayden represents for the pedos who don’t mind seeing her “born in 1989″ ass in some tight pants….

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Bastardly Hot or Not: Mary Elizabeth Winstead

And the Wiki says…

Mary Elizabeth Winstead (born November 28, 1984) is an American actress.

Winstead was born in Rocky Mount, North Carolina to James Ronald Winstead and Betty Lou Knight; she has four older siblings (three sisters and a brother) and is a distant cousin of actress Ava Gardner. She grew up in North Carolina and Salt Lake City, Utah. Wanting to be a ballerina from a young age, Winstead attended the Geoffrey Ballet School in New York City at age 11, and began taking acting classes shortly after.

Winstead began acting in the late 1990s, appearing in episodes of the television series Touched by an Angel and Promised Land, before being cast as Jessica Bennett in the 1999 soap opera, Passions, a role she played until 2000. She subsequently appeared in the short-lived series, Wolf Lake, and in the made-for-television film, Monster Island.

In 2005, Winstead was part of a large ensemble of teen actors in the successful Disney film, Sky High. In the same year, she appeared in the independent film, Checking Out, playing one of the members of a dysfunctional Jewish family; the film has yet to be released. Her next film, Final Destination 3, was a horror sequel that was released in February 2006 to strong box office (Winstead had previously auditioned for Final Destination 2); her co-star in the film was actor Ryan Merriman, who had appeared in the Ring Two, a film in which Winstead had a minor role which was cut from the finished film. Winstead had a very brief nudescene in the Final Destination 3 which was a love scene between her character “Wendy” and Ryan Merrimans character, “Kevin” which showed topless nudity of Winstead. But when Winstead changed her mind and decided she did not want to expose herself in a film, the shot was removed from the finished movie. The scene took place shortly after Lewis Romeros death. Wendy and Kevin went into the showers to wash the blood off of them. The scene ended in Wendy and Kevin having sex. [Wiki]

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Bastardly Jailbait Warning: Helen Flanagan @ The 2006 Inside Soap Awards

I initially had this chick categorized in our “Needs to do Playboy” category. In doing so, I did a whole write-up PRIOR TO taking a walk to the Wiki & finding out her age. It’s painful deleting really funny stuff, but oh well.

Another angle: Why do girls need to dress like they’re gonna go whore themselves in front of the corner 7/11?! Come on, now! What the fuck do they expect Members of the Horndogg Community to do? Look the other way?

Anyway, here’s what the Wiki has to say:

Helen Flanagan (born 12 December 1989) is an actress from Bolton in Lancashire who plays Rosie Webster in Coronation Street.

Helen has one brother and two sisters. Her mother is a nursery nurse. She currently attends Westholme School, an all-girls private school in Blackburn, Lancashire. [Wiki]

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Bastardly Halloween Costume: Mischa Barton dresses as Belle from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast

So it’s pretty much 1 month away from Halloween… the time where girls can use the excuse “it’s my costume” when they dress like sluts and whores. Mischa apparently wanted to go the rated G route and dress like Belle from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast. Looks like Beast behind her too! What a creative couple!!!!

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Bastardly Lady of the Day - Shannon

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?

LOL…I don’t think I would actually go lesbian for anyone…but I think Scarlett Johansson is hot!!!

Do you like your boobs?

Yes I love them!!! I just need a bigger ass to go with them…I am too tall (5’10″) and skinny….but they are nice!

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
That is a tough one…it always depends on the guy…but it is $3,000,000….that is a lot of money…uhh yeah….most likely, any girl is a liar to say she would think twice about it.

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
I used be told I look like Avril Lavigne, but I don’t really see it…

What makes you Bastardly?
I am funny, strong, real, and chill. I can go out with the guys to watch a game and drink beer, or I can go downtown to the clubs with the girls. It just depends on the mood…either way we always have fun!! I can take the harsh comments…I was born readdy!!!

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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The Bastardly Lady of the Day Incentives Program

SHAMELESS BASTARDLY AD:
FYI: Did you know you can purchase that tank over here? We can have it to you by your next party (in which you will get laid. We’re talking about unadulterated, drunken college sex or your money back, kids!!) And guys, buy one for that girl w/ whom you’ve been dying to play The Bastardly Suckie-Suckie Game.

Ok, enough plugging the Bastardly Tank. Let’s talk Bastardly Lady of the Day Incentives. One of our favorite commenters, Sir Buck Nasty, had a very interesting thought fart earlier today.

Buck Nasty

Come on Moe-Jam, Moe-lite,Moe-Job, Moe-Booty,put a little incentive for these people to post their pics. Maybe a Moe Ass T- shirt or thong???? [Buck Nasty]

If you’re hot, want to be rated, but want to be bribed into it, please tell us what you want in return. We’ll see what we can do. Comment below with ideas & maybe Jackson & I can work out some sort of incentives package for future hotties.

Remember, if you get 3-5 offers for sex per week & random guys tell you that you’re hot, chances are pretty good that you’re hot. So why not get the Bastardly Hotness Seal of Approval?! It’s all in goodtimes, baby!

Contact our Bastardly Lady of the Day Department today! Work w/ us & we’ll work with you!

Bastardly Lady of the Day Disclaimer: Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!