Posts from July 2014

Mischa Barton needs you to buy Rave Sneakers by Keds

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I’m not interested in any crap that Mischa Barton is selling. Is this outfit another inspired by Froline Maria’s curtain clothes for the children from The Sound of Music?

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For the Bastardly Ladies: Leonardo DiCaprio @ The Departed Premiere

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Leonardo came to this thing alone, but I’m pretty sure he left w/ Emmanuelle Chriqui. I know he’s still boning Bar Rafaeli, but why the hell do you think Emmanuelle was invited in the first place?!

Remember, when you see a hot chick @ a premiere for a flick in which she doesn’t star, the only reason she’s there is because someone involved w/ the flick wants a piece of her juicy ass. Altar boy Markie Mark & M. Damon are out of the Q, so who could it be…? Martin Sheen?!

Regardless of who slept w/ Emans on the night of the premiere, we would like to damn them to hell!!

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Bastardly Hot or Not: Linzi Stoppard

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There’s really not too much info on this lady except a short blurb on her official site that has yet to fully launch.

she looks like an angel, but plays like Satan’s personal violin player - NMW

Stunning Linzi is a musician and former model who is poised to take the music world by storm in 2006.

Linzi can currently be seen performing at exclusive events across the capital alongside stars including Dita Von Teese and Sadie Frost and at the Cannes Film Festival in May. Her debut solo album is currently being recorded. [Linzi Stoppard]

Here’s one more photo.

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For the Bastardly Ladies: Mark Wahlberg @ The Departed Premiere

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We understand Mark has moved on from those CK billboard days, but he still has that New Kids on the Block charm, right? If he wasn’t so hardcore Christian, I would call him a ladies man, but sadly, he has his priorities straight in life.

- View The Departed’s trailer on its official website.

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Vanessa Anne Hudgens vs. Willa Holland - The Bastardly Jailbait Matchup

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From the Wikipedia…the tale of the tape between these two illegal cuties. I don’t feel completely dirty doing this post.

Vanessa Anne Hudgens (born December 14, 1988) is an American actress and singer. She made her screen debut in 2003 and appeared in the Hollywood films Thirteen and Thunderbirds, before coming to fame in the 2006 hit made-for-television film, High School Musical. Hudgens has also began a music career, and released her debut album, entitled V on September 26, 2006.

Holland was born in Los Angeles, California, the daughter of cinematographer Keith Holland and actress Darnell Gregorio-De Palma. She has 2 sisters, Brianna Holland (born 1988) and Piper De Palma (born 1996). Holland spent the earlier part of her childhood in London. It was during that period that she spent time on the set of the film Mission: Impossible which was directed by her step-father Brian De Palma.

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Bastardly Lady of the Day - Bonnie

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Bonnie writes:

These are some goofy-ass pix, but, what the hell? I am into public humiliation.

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Have to be Angelina Jolie. She is gorgeous, has a bod to die for and those soft, luscious lips….And, I like that she’s a tough mom.

Do you like your boobs?
I guess. They’ve held up pretty well. And, anything more than a mouthful is a waste!

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Umm, how quickly can you write the check? I have always looked for a man with a million and a heart condition, so, DUH, YEAH!!!!

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Well, I get told I look like Sally Field or Betty Boop, but probably not to get in my pants. I mean, how many guys want to get in Sally Field’s pants. “You like me…..uh, oh yeah, you REALLY like me!!! Say it, say it!!!!!”

What makes you Bastardly?
You know the song, “Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off?” ‘Nuff said.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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Bastardly Butta or Not: Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace @ MOBO Aftershow Party, London

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Dude, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace is crazy… according to the Wikipedia she was with Mike Tyson!

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace (born 10 December 1978) [1] is a model and promotions girl from London, who entered on Day 12 as a prize from the Meal or No Meal task in week 2. Aisleyne has been romantically linked to Mike Tyson whom she was photographed with and allegedly dated for approximately 1 week in 2005 [2].

Aisleyne was accused by other housemates of “acting black” and (most vocally by Grace) of being a wigger. On her arrival in the House she sparked bitching among Imogen (who developed a friendship with her in the later stages) Sezer and Grace. On the spin-off show Big Brother’s Big Brain, it was stated that Aisleyne was the clearest example of a ‘High Mach’ (hence more likely to be calculating, untrusting and detached socially) according to the Machiavellian test that all contestants took before the show. She was very upset when she discovered this. When Grace threw water from a glass at Susie seconds before her eviction from the Big Brother House, Aisleyne was the most vocal housemate, expressing shock and disgust at Grace’s actions.

Read more about this crazy chick at Wikipedia… pretty interesting stuff.

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