Posts from July 2014

Heidi Montag & Lauren Conrad - The Bastardly 2006 MTV VMAs Lesbian Sex Fantasy

 way too early in the morning by 12

Who cares if they are 2 “who’s that?” white chicks… just imagine DRUNK white chicks… hell yeah! That’s lesbian sex just waiting to happen!!!!

View All Photos ›

Bastardly Fashion Rating: Jennifer Lopez @ The 2006 MTV VMAs

 in the weewizzle hours by 44

Did she think she was hitting up a costume party or what?!

Regardless of what she was going for, her hubs is comparatively waaay underdressed. He needs something shiny on his head too, damn it!

In an attempt to help you people properly rate J-Ho’s outfit, here are plenty more snaps…Be nice, now (just kidding).

View All Photos ›

HOLY SHIT! Anyone Else Watch The Agassi / Baghdatis Match?!

 in the weewizzle hours by 7

This match brought back wonderful memories of that one time Sampras was puking all over the court @ the US Open or French during the mid-90s. All I gotta say is that this Baghdatis dude must have balls made of gold. Please excuse me for that slightly homosexual analogy (not that anything is wrong w/ homosexual analogies), but there’s really no other way to put it if you watched the match.

The guy was cramped up to hell, literally falling all over the place & still managed to pull through & finish the match. Pretty damn amazing, I tell you.

Anyway, here are a few more snaps from the match courtesy of Yahoo & the AP.

SIDE NOTE: As I typed that useless bit up there, James Blunt’s award winning album is probably playing in the background (on repeat, of course) of some pimped out pad in NYC while he’s enjoying shower sex w/ the one & only Petra Nemcova. As most of you horndoggs know, shower sex is usually followed by bedroom sex & then bedroom sex is usually followed by shower sex & so on until one person (in this case, Petra Nemcova) passes out…

Fucking asshole.

View All Photos ›
« First...37383940414243