Posts from July 2014

The Many Faces of Jack Nicholson @ The Departed Premiere

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Thursdays are Bastardly Ladies Day (yes, I just made that up), so we have a good lineup for you today ladies. We’ll start off w/ the King of all Womanizers, Mr. Jack Nicholson.

This guy is an absolute genius in his own right. He hits up these premieres, screenings, and award shows not just b/c his studio or publicist feel it might help out the project @ hand, but quite simply b/c it gives him the opportunity to sample some amazingly tight new asses prancing around the red carpet like helpless puppies in search of food & love (or, in other words, a career boost in exchange for sex)! Can you really blame the guy?!

Damn you, Jack!!

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Bastardly Midnight Snack: Emmanuelle Chriqui @ The Departed Premiere

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As you guys know, we absolutely love this woman!

Also, if you need more info on this new flick or want to watch the trailer, just click here! It has a pretty amazing lineup, that’s for sure.

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The Bastardly Minute With…The Delicious Kelly Rowland

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- Victoria Bekcham Gives Her Legs A Break [HollywoodTuna]
- Kate and Pete Up in Smoke [Yeeeah!]
- Screech Sex Tape [Drunken Stepfather]
- Alyssa Milano to Star in New ABC Comedy [Tubewad]
- Where Has Clive Owen Had Work? [Dlisted]
- Girls Gone Wild! Except if you’re underage [Fatback & Collards]

- Meet the Freaks on Comedy Central’s New FreakShow [Comedy Central]
- Paris Hilton look-alike Natalie Reid is very unnecessary! [Horny Oyster]
- Tyra Banks’ pits of pleasure [CityRag]
- SAshley Mulheron / MAXIM UK [GorillaMask]
- Van Wilder 2: Rise of Taj Trailer [Filmwad]
- Melissa Satta has some seriously amazing legs [UseMyComputer]

- Check out the new Martin Scorsese flick w/ Matt Damn & Leo D. Craps [The Departed]
- Anna Nicole Smith Has a New Baby Daddy [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Nelly Furtado And Her Bangs Will Eat You Alive [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Kate Bosworth’s vicious, foodless cycle [MollyGood]
- Natalie Portman Nipple Slip from “Closer” [Egotastic]

- Throwing a huge party? Want to sleep w/ that hot chick that might show up? ABSINTHE is alcoholic drink with hallucinogenic properties. [Absinthe]
- Kate Hudson is about to file for divorce [Cele|bitchy]
- The Transformers’ Jazz [Popoholic]
- Nicole Richie Spills to Tyra [A Socialite's Life]
- Jessica Simpson is a restaurateur [Celebslam]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Bastardly Butta or Not: Victoria Pratt @ The 2006 Bacardi Global Gathering

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And the Wiki says…

Victoria Ainsle Pratt (born December 18, 1970 in Chesley, Ontario) is a Canadian actress and fitness model. Her television roles include Once a Thief, Cleopatra 2525, and Mutant X. Her film roles include House of the Dead 2.

She graduated summa cum laude in Kinesiology at Toronto’s York University and took at job there in the Human Performance Lab, testing such professional athletes including the Toronto Maple Leafs, Winnipeg Jets and San Jose Sharks. She was offered a scholarship to the physiotherapy Master’s program at the University of Toronto but declined the offer. She co-authored a book about bodybuilding and fitness with one of her former university professors. Victoria was a professional fitness model along with WWE’s Trish Stratus and Torrie Wilson.

Pratt has a blue belt in Shotokan karate and is a keen kickboxer. She divides her time between Toronto, Los Angeles and New Zealand. [Wiki]

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Laila Rouass & Friend Complete Today’s Bastardly Lunchtime Lesbian Sex Fantasy

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Photos snapped @ the Mobo Awards

Who are these two? Then again, does the Horndogg Community really care?! Didn’t think so.

Just b/c we love the Wiki, we’ll get some more info on Laila (on the left).

Laila Rouass (born June 22, 1975) is an Indian Moroccan actress popular in the United Kingdom.

She was born in London to a Moroccan father and an Indian mother. She started her career as a VJ in Channel V in Mumbai, India. After shifting to UK, she became famous in the role of Bollywood actress Amber Gates in Footballers’ Wives between 2004 and 2006. She also acted in Family Affairs, Hollyoaks and the final episode of I Dream. She was ranked 87 and 69 on FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2004 and FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2005 respectively.

In 2005 she starred alongside Meera Syal in the television adaptation of Syal’s novel “Life Isn’t All Ha Ha Hee Hee”.

She came into news in 2005 when an Arab Sheikh apparently offered her a million pounds for a dinner date, an offer that she refused. [Wiki]

Sex with her obviously doesn’t come cheap. $1 Million fucking pounds for dinner & she refused. What does she think sits between her legs?! Heaven?

On that juicy note, let’s check out a few more snaps.

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