Posts from July 2014

Bastardly Hot or Not: Tia Mowry @ The CW Launch Party

I just wanna come forward & say that I used to watch Sister, Sister. As sad as that might have sounded, I think the woman who played their mother was absolutely hilarious! What was her name again?

Anyway, here’s a summary of her life & career courtesy of the Wiki.

Tia Mowry (born July 6, 1978) is an American actress. She first gained fame for her role opposite her identical twin sister Tamera Mowry in the sitcom Sister, Sister.

After the show ended, both Mowry and her sister studied psychology at Pepperdine University. She also went to Europe to study humanities and Italian for a period.[1] Both she and her sister appeared in the movie The Hot Chick playing cheerleaders. Mowry did voiceovers for the Bratz cartoon series as the voice of Sasha. In 2005, Mowry and her sister both starred in the Disney Channel film Twitches. They will return for the sequel, Twitches 2.[1] Mowry appeared on an episode of her sister’s television show, Strong Medicine, in January 2006, playing Tamera Mowry’s character Dr. Kayla Thornton’s twin sister Keisha. She has a few movie projects planned, as well as a starring role in the CW television series The Game.

Mowry currently resides in Los Angeles with her “teacup” Chihuahua, whom she named Chico. [Wiki]

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Bastardly MILF Rating: Melissa Joan Hart


These were snapped @ the March of Dimes Annual “Baby Love” Event

Her kid is pretty damn cute, but she should really stay away from these events or simply not be photographed b/c it’s just not working out. I’m sorry I have to be so damn harsh, but we gotta call it like it is.

Melissa, your rejection letter from the Bastardly MILF Institute is currently in the mail. Please get some surgery and reapply.

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The Bastardly Morning Report by The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Flick

I was a huge fan of that show, but I’m pretty sure that I’m not gonna blow 12 bucks watching it in the theatres. I bet there will be some losers who’ll dress up as the turtles (a la Star Wars) and show up @ the opening (set for 2007 release).

Anyway, enough about Ninja Turtles. Here are some of our favorite quotes from our friends in The Bastardly Gossip Network. The first one’s a real shocker.

Anna Nicole Smith’s longtime shady lawyer, Howard K. Stern, went on Larry King this evening and revealed he is the true father of her baby.

- Michael K @ Dlisted

The one where she’s an attention whore. The one where she has to go to London because America hates her. The one where she dances around on stage with another blonde tranny in front of a big sparkly curtain and calls it art.

- Todd @ IDLYITW talking about Ass doing theatre work in London

That is, Lindsay is trying to make both her ex-boyfriend, Harry Morton, and her arch-nemesis, Paris Hilton, jealous by getting “bizzay” with Stavros Niarchos, Paris’ ex.

- King Ego @ Egotastic

Some of the “symptoms of intoxication” probably included Paris falling out of the car, taking her clothes off and trying give the arresting officer a blowjob in some kind of Pavlovian response to the dash mounted police camera.

- Mr. Southern @ Fatback and Collards

This has to be one of weirdest casting rumours I’ve ever heard: Katie Holmes is set to play Victoria Beckham in a movie based on David Beckhams’ life. First off, who wants to see a bio pic on Beckham? And second of all… Katie Holmes?

- Chicaholic @ The Popoholic

Bastardly Breaking News! Mischa Barton’s dog tries to escape!

Mischa’s dog’s choice were to either endure more ridicule for having an owner that has a sense of style that I guess we’re just not ready for yet.. or to end it all right now and just kill himself. Unfortunately Mischa quickly acted.

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Bastardly Lady of the Day - Melissa

Melissa writes:

Hey. I’ve been hooked on your site for the past couple weeks. And if you think I’m
hot enough, I’d luv to be the Bastardly Lady of the Day.

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I’ve always liked Carmen Electra. Not her face though.

Do you like your boobs?
They’re alright I guess. I do want to eventually go under the knife and have them bigger. Which of course would mean less saggyness when i’m older.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Nope. It’s tempting, but I’d feel discusting after. Believe it or not I have had offers in the past and these were just from guys a couple years older than me.

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Nothing particular. I’ve been told I look “like some model I once saw.. ur so familiar”. Stupid lines like that.

What makes you Bastardly?
I’d screw anyone and I mean ANYONE over if I benefited enough.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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