Posts from July 2014

Holly Valance @ US Weekly’s Hot Hollywood: Fresh 15

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From the Wikipedia:

Holly Rachel Vukadinović (born 11 May 1983 to Serbian father, Rajko Vukadinović, and British mother), who is better known by her stage name of Holly Valance, is an Australian-born ARIA nominated actress and singer. Holly is related to the late British comedian Benny Hill — Hill’s cousin was her grandfather (i.e., they are cousins twice removed). She was educated at the Star of the Sea College, a Roman Catholic high school located in Melbourne, but she is not known to be Catholic herself.

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Bastardly Not So Breaking News! Len Wiseman is a lucky bastard!

 in the weewizzle hours by 23

Love the “Mrs. Wiseman” in those swarovski crystals…or that’s my assumption. Hmm… maybe a potential new Bastardly product? Any hot ladies wanna sport a bikini bottom (and just the bikini bottom..we can’t afford to make tops) that had Bastardly across the ass? On the right lady, it would be hot, no? I could think of a few Bastardly Ladies from the archive that could make it work…

Anyways…yes, Len Wiseman, you lucky bastard… surpassing the lucky bastard status of Pharrell. I’d like to make a safe assumption that they had atleast 10x that day. So where does Kate Beckinsale rank on the Bastardly MILF Rating System™®. Let’s not be quick to give her the elusive 10 rating… that’s like a unicorn, does it really exists.

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Dannii Minogue Sexy Bikini Pictures Bringin’ the Links!

 in the middle of the afternoon by 20

And the Wiki says…

Danielle Jane Minogue (born October 20, 1971), known as Dannii Minogue or simply Dannii, is an Australian singer-songwriter, actress and an occasional model and fashion designer. She rose to prominence in the early 1980s as a result of her role in the Australian television talent show Young Talent Time, before commencing her career as a pop singer and recording artist.

[...]

Throughout her career Minogue has often been compared to her older and more commercially successful sister, Kylie Minogue. Due to her sister’s success Minogue has struggled to find respect from critics, fans and the media alike. “It is hard to be compared all the time to Kylie,” she said. “On the other hand, however, people will always try to compare you to somebody. Look at Britney and Christina.” Contrary to media reports Minogue has said multiple times that there is not a rivalry between her and Kylie saying, “I really respect what Kylie is doing at the moment. We were raised in a family of love and support and that has not changed.” [Wiki]

- Mandy Moore Is A Different Kind Of Cute [HollywoodTuna]
- The Hoff Calls the Cops [Yeeeah!]
- Kim Kardashian is a Tsunami Victim [Drunken Stepfather]
- Mullally: stars should ‘come ready to play’ [Tubewad]
- Tommy Hilfiger making out w/ some old woman [Dlisted]
- Ali Larter is a hero [Fatback & Collards]

- Meet the Freaks on Comedy Central’s New FreakShow [Comedy Central]
- Supermodel Showdown - Petra Nemcova vs. Josie Maran [Horny Oyster]
- Michelle Rodriguez makes the Eric Estrada face [CityRag]
- Steve Irwin promoting “Croc Week” [GorillaMask]
- Katie Holmes Plays Posh Spice [Filmwad]
- Scarlett will always be sexy [UseMyComputer]

- Check out the new Martin Scorsese flick w/ Matt Damn & Leo D. Craps [The Departed]
- Ashlee Simpson Premiered Last Night [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Bobby Brown Is Desperate For Money… Or At Least a 1997 Ford Expo [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Ashlee loves the old tuck-between-the-legs move [MollyGood]
- Lindsay Lohan to Paparazzi: “Fuck Off and Die” [Egotastic]

- Throwing a huge party? Want to sleep w/ that hot chick that might show up? ABSINTHE is alcoholic drink with hallucinogenic properties. [Absinthe]
- Sir Paul McCartney dedicates his new album to his late wife [Cele|bitchy]
- Katie Holmes to Play Victoria Beckham? [Popoholic]
- Joe Simpson Continues to Suck [A Socialite's Life]
- Tyra Banks to humiliate audience [Celebslam]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Bastardly Fashion Rating: Petra Nemcova (without James Blunt) @ Cafe Royale Charity Dinner

 after a late four martini lunch by 29

Petra can never do wrong…especially when there’s no James Blunt in the pictures anymore!

Donate to her Happy Hearts Fund!

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Confirmed: ManWhore, WhoreBag Aaron Carter is a Dumbass

 after a late four martini lunch by 15


Photo Credit: The Bosh

I got caught up in the moment and proposed. I then realized it was a hasty thing to do and I am not ready for marriage quite yet. [US Online]

Since we have a habit of reporting stuff when it’s a couple days old, I figured I might follow-up on an earlier post about Aaron Carter’s engagement news to Kari Ann Peniche.

The Bastardly’s theory behind this was simple: Aaron wanted anal sex & Kari Ann wanted to wait until she was married. ManWhore Aaron did the only logical thing: He proposed.

It appears Kari Ann gave the bastard exactly what he wanted before the wedding, so ManWhore Aaron did what any ManWhore would’ve done—he cancelled the wedding. Surprise, surprise.

Only one question remains: Why the fuck am I wasting precious seconds of my life writing about this bullshit? Fuck.

The Bastardly Minute With…Gemma Ward

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She looks young b/c she is young. Here’s what the Wiki says…

Gemma Ward (born November 3, 1987) is an Australian supermodel and actress.

At just sixteen, Ward was the youngest model chosen to be in a Vogue shoot of nine “It Girls” in the modeling world, which also included Daria Werbowy, Gisele Bündchen and Karolína Kurková. She has been in campaigns from Prada to Yves Saint-Laurent, and has been in shows for designers such as Versace, Gucci, Chanel, Valentino, Alexander McQueen, and many more. Ward has also graced prestigious magazine covers such as Vogue, W, and TIME Magazine’s Style and Design issue. She is the first model since Kate Moss to be the face for Calvin Klein’s perfume “Obsession Night for Men” along with Philadelphia male model, Drew Keilt. Most recently, she was selected as the first model to appear on the cover of Teen Vogue magazine. [Wiki]

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