Bastardly Lady of the Day - Betsy

Betsy writes:

I’m Betsy from Milwaukee, WI. I’m 22 and I’ve been a loyal reader for about 6 months. I decided to send pictures because of Whitney mentioning a shortage in “Lady of the Day” hopefuls. I would def. like to see my mug up on your site. that’d be awesome. (there are a couple normal pictures, and there are a couple of me being me. I’ve been known to be a little crazy.)

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Evangeline Lilly is hot. she has a hard body, gorgeous face and a sexy mouth. But she isn’t soo perfect that she would be intimidating or make me jealous. I definitely wouldn’t mind tasting her lips.

Do you like your boobs?
I like them because they are never in the way, i dont like them cuz its impossible to find a bra for a “barely A” cup that doesn’t look like a training bra.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Definitely. It may seem like I’m taking advantage of a poor old man, but damn, I’d be giving the man his last thrill. What’s he gonna do with that money, you can’t take it with you right? And, balls are wrinkly no matter what.

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?

Sandra Bullock, but, she’s not hot…and that’s not a compliment. And he got none.

What makes you Bastardly?
I’m not a bitch. I can hang and i like dirty jokes.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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34 comments
dorkus2
dorkus2

Bet she can suck sausage like mad, to make up for zero boobs

ahoo
ahoo

No Betsy, you would never be the Playboy material. And we know it.

Chiara
Chiara

she´s not bad, because she is herself and funny. But BLOTD? Nooooo

BETSY

HEY GUYS! THANKS FOR THE GOOD COMMENTS...I HAVE ALREADY GOTTEN RID OF THE "ORANGE" EYE SHADOW... MY EYEBROWS WERE THIN TO BEGIN WITH, AND AT 11/12 YEARS OLD I WENT A LITTLE TOO NUTS AND THEY'VE NEVER BEEN THE SAME. MY MALE FRIEND IN THOSE PICS IS A GOOD PERSON SO FUCK YOU, AND ALSO I DONT WANT TO CHANGE MY CLOTHES, OR ANYTHING ABOUT ME.... I STILL HAVE TO BEAT GUYS OFF WITH A STICK BECAUSE IM A REAL, BEAUTIFUL, FUNNY WOMAN. IF I WAS PHOTOSHOPPED AND SPRAY PAINTED I WOULD JUST LIKE THOSE BITCHES IN PLAYBOY...AND YOU KNOW IT. THE FOX IS AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE, THE CAT IS REAL. I HATE THAT FOX, I HATE HUNTERS/HUNTING, ALL THINGS RELATED. BUT THANK YOU AGAIN!!

harri

i disagree with dark angel. i think not being a bitch is part of being bastardly... it seems like there are two ways to be bastardly in general - being an incredibly hot chick who doesn't care what guys think or being an average chick with a great personality... this girl's the latter, and it adds to her bastardly-ness. no need to be a bitch to be bastardly.

hermanita
hermanita

Yeah, she does look like Amy Lee, but just a little. I love her personality. Fun chick!! That's always a plus.

Dark_Angel
Dark_Angel

'not being a bitch' is the complete opposite to being bastardly. Rank with an even more digusting boyfriend. -- u just look retarded, no offense to actual retarded people.

witz
witz

she reminds me of a thinner, less polished amy lee. she really needs to fill in or stop plucking her eyebrows. she seems like someone i'd probably be friends with.

swoop
swoop

She's a 5 of 10. Lose the guy in the background, a 6. Lose the clothing, maybe a 6.5. Chewing on a Beefeater, maybe a 6.9 on the Richter scale.

Donna

She's pretty cute in some pics, though I like her personality more

harri

john's comment about her boyfriend was fucking hilarious... haha. pubescent pirate, most definitely.

i think the BLOTDs who have the guts to send in their photos AND show some personality shouldn't really be bashed, and she seems pretty cool. She's not really amazing looking, but that's probably what made her so cool. If she was hot, she'd probably be a bitch.

jenny
jenny

not the worse but def not amazing

verbal
verbal

cute, fresh face & happy...dammit!!!

i used to have the same boob issues, till my bf got me a new pair.

see----->>> ( . )( . )

Jude

I get that she's trying to be quirky and funny, but some of those funny facial expression scare me.

She looks more like Lili Taylor than Evangeline Lilly to me.

Tori

lookin a lil bit like bjork.

there's something oddly comforting in looking at female's pictures, when they have no make-up on (or if its barely there). its the i-just-woke-up-&-dont-i-look-sexy look.

nice :)

lay off on the eyebrow plucking. and Victoria's Secret sells those bra's with extra-padding. it would look so much better.

lastly, betsy, i know the perfect christmas gift for your beau.

NORELCO.

angelfood
angelfood

I agree with Suzi 100%...her answers work...her pics appear to depic "her" - overall...a true bastardly lady that is better than most...BUT...chose a better eye shadow girl! Rust is not your friend! Truly a BLOD that looks comfortable to be herself ...kewl... ;>

and Morehamhead...you are one sick puppy...as I said...go drink some wine, eat a steak and be happy!

The poof Morehamhead
The poof Morehamhead

u have a lil sister or brother???? i hope u hav a sexy lil sister abut 9 or 10 yrs old i so fucking lonely. i luv ur innocence. u stil dont have brain like me u i know u neva seen truly graphic violence like me. u neva seen the pain of world and how we all suffer. . i seen animals tortured i seen rape i seen murder. i live in fucking hell every nite i fall sleep 2 the sound of screaming and gunfire. u a spoiled lil rich euro white teen livin in the suburb in nice house listen 2 love songs and watchin happy tv shows. u not know pain. u neva seen women wit their faces their face smashed up against a pane of glass and held there wile fuckers sit behind and masterbate 2 her face. blood and spit and tears run down the glass and her pretty face look all disfigured. ppl film it so they can masterbate to it later cuz ppl like 2 see the pain. u neva seen ppls yellow fat oozing out of knife cuts. u kno it is actually good 4 them?? the fat bulging out the skin seals the blud and stops them from bleedin 2 death.

Bosko

You all have a weird range of what you find cute and/or attractive.

Bosko

You people have a wide, weird range of what you find attractive.

moss

yep, she's cute, and most importantly not a bitch or delusional but how she can let that fug dude near her is a mystery.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

She's plain,but cute. She should have left out the goofy shots & put some cheesecake in there.Please get rid of the Justin Timberlake loser lookalike,put your tonge back in your mouth scuzz-bag & find a fucking razor,lucan the boy wolf.

suzi!

ok I'm a chick, she's already sweetly cute, but her answers and attitude make her hott!!

This girl is not the usual cheap desperate skank. Shes totally natural, seems true to herself and comfortable in her own skin, and confident enough to act like a dick and not care!!. :))

Damn, if she's not barstadly, i dunno what is! xxx

john
john

okay in all seriousness boyfriend pictures are never ok for the BLOTD

and you need to tell him the facial hair isn't working for him

he looks like a pubescent pirate

on the postive side the body looks pretty toit

Mohawk

I like that she sent in goofy candid shots. It's better than seeing all these butt ugly chicks TRYING to look sexy and just fail miserably. Betsy is cute and looks like a fun girl to hang out with.

john
john

"i like dirty jokes."

have you heard the one about the BLOTD and the horse?

the punch line is

"i thought you said hose"

senin
senin

Betsy:

Care to field Joslin's question? By the way, I thought it was illegal to kill fox - at least it's illegal where I live.

Joslin

Perhaps she's a taxidermist?

senin
senin

Okay - there's a stuffed fox on the mantle, the question remains, is the cat on top of the tv stuffed, as well?

Honey, you're cute but for the love of God please ditch that orange eye shadow.

Yo

Hon you're hot hust drop the loser

Wiseman
Wiseman

Yes yes........Page three is disturbing. Apart from that she looks like she has a sense of humour.

JJ

Dear Bastardly,

Why are none of the lady of the day photos nude?

pook
pook

I like her. she's funny. She's cute. She looks lik she's fun to be with