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SHE'S A FUCKING UGLY BITCH. SHE'S A FUCKING FUGLY WHORE. SHE'S A FUCKING FUGLY SLUT. SHE'S A FUCKING UGLY CUNT. I FUCKING HATE MICHELLE.
I HOPE SHE GETS GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS.,LIKE SHE FUCKING DESERVES.
WOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Women dress up to feel good about themselves, to feel sexy. You cant say that guys rape women because of this. Your words, are dissin guys. women dont aim to get raped an guys dont actually plan to rape. Its just the way the world is dude. Thats why there are so many sexual assaults. If all women stopped dressing sexy I would end up losing my mind. Your the one that has to learn some self control. Try having a wank sometimes ya fuckin wassuck.
I heard this girl has down syndrome
playboy has gone way downhill, this girl aint 25 that's for sure looks as old as brande roderick, once touched by Hef, quite disposable
I know this girl, and she is none of the things you say! She is kind, and sweet and not at all slutty. Say what you will about her wonkyness. She puts it out there, so you guys can state what you SEE about her body, but you really shouldn't JUDGE her character!
Zyprexa.
Zyprexa.
the world is gone wrong, why is the government letting all this happen, playboy manisions, and nudity magazines and its just wrong, no wounder there is so much rape and stuff out there and woman dressing slutty because they feel they cant keep up with things and starving therie selves to death, come off it, the world is gone mad and I just hate those woman who do that stuff, man woman are sick
[...] Playboy’s Michelle Johnson in her Body Paint Halloween Costume - The BastardlyDo you have juicy plans to slut it up during halloween? Well, send us your sluttiest halloween memories & if you meet our slutty standards, we’ll send you some Bastardly Clothing. [...]
i fuck with a guy named eric
classify her as "club-hot" now please for future reference...it's quite easy for me to determine that she is a classic 3-input girl...therefore i'd have to treat her as such...messy messy sex is in order for her...you know, standard ATM w/facial ending(s)
Is there some unwritten Playboy rule that they all have to have the exact same body paint costume each year? I could've sworn there was another set of Frankentits in blue paint this time last year....
Franken-Nipples all around
-MIW
Her surgeon should be horsewhipped.
What do you mean by "wonky" never used that word before. . .
shes super hot and super slutty. i'd triple bag it and let her have her way with me. even though her boobs don't got 20/20 vision, i'd still chew the fuck outta em'.
lets be nice and think that those stretch marks are because of the paint getting messed up due to her nipples getting hard,about the cock-eyedness though, urgh
anyone heard of a bad boob day?
The skewed nipplage is quite disturbing, too.
Unfortunate. Her boobs resemble a pair of socks with oranges in them.
WOW....what a slut....I mean not just a SLUT, but a really cheap whore slut. She falls in the same level as Paris "cock sucking-lazy eyed" Hilton. :(
I guess it is actually possible to have a "lazy nipple". Interesting. I thought it was exclusive to glass eyes and such.
heehheee. Brits say "wonky", that's funny, I gotta start using that.
Aw man sad. These breasts are in really bad shape; strechmarks, sagginess and all of that.. The rest of her is good looking. But judging by the way she's dressed and is acting, playing it safe is definitely the smart thing to do with this one.
Her nipples are cockeyed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wonky nipples. Looks quite dirty (and not in that good way either).
Thanks Swoop
i'd tap it on her forehead.
I really wish her shorts were body painted too.
Not pretty.
Stretch marks. Nasty.
Yes, yes, she would be allowed in my bedroom.
Nudity, rated R Alert:
http://s6.alsscan.com/alsangels/6j2c/diana03.jpg
You bastards can thank me later.
Wonky nipple alert
She's the kind of chick that will spread her legs for anything of the male species.
a girl who has far too much sex resulting in her being full of seman!
wooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Mega Whore Alert!
Those breasts are in sad shape, I'll give her a few points for not being obese.
Thats what we call a proper cheap slut.
other than the fact that on page 3 her nipples are pointing in different directions, this is pretty schmexy.