212 Year Old Dolly Parton Wheel-Chaired into CMT Giants Event

Before I let you guys move on to the rest of the photos, I would like to send my best regards to all the Dolly Parton fans. Remember guys, we don’t hate Dolly, we just think she’s an extremely easy target.

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Asshole

who ever made this is just an asshole who has nothing better to do !!! he/she would be lucky to look like her !

F*** you

b_caapi

That last pict has given me nightmares.

"revenge of the plastic people from country land"

Noxioius Bob
Noxioius Bob

Along with Joan Rivers, they are the poster children for plastic surgery

d55
d55

holygod on page 8 - her profile shot is scary...she looks like that mean lady from 101 Dalmation...and isnt she supposed to be mummified already?

Ryan

Hey umm Dolly Parton is fucking awesome leave her the hell alone fuckface!

sjdfhue

She's beautiful! I'd like to see how you look at 61. You should be attacking skanks like Tara Reid, not somebody sweet like Ms. Dolly.

red
red

I love Dolly, but did not know she was only 60.

Aja
Aja

she looks damn good- you're all obviously nearsighted

Kat
Kat

She has nice legs...considering

sara
sara

i wonder if she's had anything done

john
john

i hear they use pictures of dolly smiling to euthenise animals

one look at her face and they die of fear

they think she is going to eat them

wicked

Dolly is awesome!!

highiron69
highiron69

just think of all the cock handling experience there, yeeeesh

swoop
swoop

do ya mean tractor instead of a stalker? but who knows, we are talking about bastardly bastards.

But you have to admit, she's pretty hot for a 212 year old circus side show freak. All she needs to complete her face is Michael Jackson's freakish whisker beard.

angelfood
angelfood

kind of makes you think of that song..."She thinks my tracker's sexy"...ouch...you have to at least give her kudos for admitting her heros were always whores...she grew up admiring whores and she got her look from them too...at least she admits it! What are all the other whores excuses?

scary lookin' lips and shape...had a blast at that Dollyworld park in Tennessee though! It has the coolest Eagle Refuge!

MrPinchy
MrPinchy

Jesus H. Christ that's just unnatural. She is completely plastic, head to toe.

Jihad

That is awfully damn frightening.

john
john

i hate her

swoop
swoop

Buttamilk biscuits

swoop
swoop

"Grandma got run over by a raindeer..." Is it too early for Christmas carols?