Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Simpson Reading & Fully Clothed!!

She looks absolutely gorgeous in those pics. It goes to show , (at least with some chicks) minimal makeup and non slutty clothes, they are just the girl next door

She is eminently do-able, I tell you. Fantasy material.

There is not a guy here that would not fuck her!

Strange but she looks very beautiful in those pictures.

Paris Hilton is butt ugly! her face is a fucked up mess that's not even close to being symetrical much less attractive

Jessica is pretty, especially now that she finally got the lip collagen right..they look much fatter than ever before, but in a good way for once

This hoe has herpes.....dumb cunt, she as dumb and filthy as that Paris Hilton. At least Paris Hilton is prettier.

i dont care if she cant read cause shes fine as a mother fucker

haha, upside-down a-la george bush??

KayBros...

The reason she is very confused --> she's holding the piece of paper, upside-down.

hehe ... that's for sure not something we see every day - a blonde reading :-)

Nice pics, thanks.

yes yes....................the ho would get seriously ploughed.

Oh she is hot and

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She doesn't need to be able to read... she just needs to let me put it wherever I want... -- just a guess :: she will get ploughed and her butt pee'd in.

Hopefully Jessica can work out the issue of my engorged balls.

ya, swoop, this came up recently in the forums. Someone mentioned one of your comments...

I've actually had the same problem a few times & have no idea what's up. I've contacted our ad people w/ the issue so hopefully they can work it out.

Thats what we call another cheap blonde slut who is only good for one thing.

for some reason, after the rejection from computer, Travelocity web button, Tickle me Elmo, from bastardly lady and from time and space today, jessica simpson does it for me today. She even looks like she's firing more than one neuron today. Love those big ass tits in that tight white shirt. The nighty is almost see through, but thank god for my x-ray vision, so that's not a problem.

Travelocity again! I've given you guys at least a dozen ad clicks to Travelocity. You better bring on some big titties today.

She's trying to say... "ta tas" slick me ta tas please Moe.