Ludivine writes:
Hey guys. I’m a 19 year old born and raised in Hawaii, although thankfully I’ve moved to Europe and spend my days as an art-fag. I’m a self confessed cam-whore who just started studying photography, and what better place to put my pics than for the Bastardly readers to browse over and rip apart? You all make me smile downstairs, in my pants.
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I was never super-attracted to any lady until I saw Natalie Portman do her pink-wig stripper mode in Closer.
Do you like your boobs?
Considering I wore an A cup bra until the age of 18, they are definitely on the small side. I’d rather be a bit flat though than have half melons glued onto my chest Victoria-Beckham style. My ass however, is apparently pinchably ballerina-like <3.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Hell yes! Financial security for life o/.
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Nope, their lines aren’t usually as sophisticated as that. But on the subject of celebrity resemblance, my significant other bears an uncanny resemblance to Harry Potter.
What makes you Bastardly?
Size does matter for a materialistic American girl like me. And I’m not talking about stereos or TVs >_>.
Also, I’m nice and flexible after years of ballerina. /flex ;)
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Jesus...her name is ugly and she is ugly ..but she can shoot good pics thats it
Meh,,you lost me right after the only good photo om page 1. average or below after that.
intriguing photos.
she got a VERY unique and special face, so it´s not everyones taste. Of course she is exotic looking for us whities, no doubt about that.
you're cute ^____^
shut the fuuuuuuck up! If you don't like the comments here, like I said...move your gotdamn ass. What's so hard about that? I don't see you saying shit to Big Papi or Wiseman and they are far more racist that I will ever be. Instead of trying to be billy bad ass on the keyboard on gotdamn bastardly, go to a site where it's all warm and fuzzy and shut up. Oh and Daniella- eat the crack of my ass bitch. Thanks.
62, i think what she meant was that.. there's no difference since she doesn't belong to either race.
and hey, (58) your comment was racist but i didn't tell you to move your ass
if you go here to have an excuse for your behavior, knock yourself out. nobody's telling you otherwise.
so don't tell others what to do.
The difference is that the two are different races of people and from a seperate country punk ass.
Asian, Hawaiian...what's the damn difference bitch?
58, Asians and Hawaiians are two different people dumbass.
Very pretty! Nice shots. And best of all, no pouty face! Yay!
But you talked about your arse so much, and then didn't deliver with a pic. For shame!
um sweetie, this is bastardly. You're going to run across racist bastards all the time....if you don't like it move your ass thataway----------------------------->
If I see one more asian on here, Imma go postal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-wow. im asian.
i wish this site had antihate/antiracism filters :)
anyway, good pictures, but too emo, IMO. if she wants attention, maybe she should've thought of other ways to achieve it not like this. oh well.
If I see one more asian on here, Imma go postal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
two words:
lady rogaine.
I'm wholly dissapointed...I bet this bird has a linty hairy snatch...
With a name like the wanker, who the fuck could take your low life ass seriously? Is playing with yourself the only way you can get it? Dumb ass...anyway she's gorgeous. I hope you haven't been white washed and never forget your culture.
She's a pretty good photographer, but this isn't photography class. Pretty, definitely in a European way.
Well...I don't really think that her answers match what she looks like in the pics. I dunno. But I like her, she's pretty.
Her first pic looks SO MUCH like Sun from Lost (Yunjin Kim, apparently) it just isn't funny... I actually thought it was an article on her as opposed to BLOTD. Insane! Why hasn't anyone else noticed this?
Hmmm, I think I know this girl..... Model perhaps I shot once.
HELL YES!
Gorgeous
Thumbs up here. Though I have to concur on the "need more of that ballerina body shots" message.
what the hell are these? this isnt some art forum for wierdos its the bastardly.
too artsy, not enough body. show that ass!
what a tease.
and when i saw the name Ludivine, it immediately registered in my head as a combination of celebs Ludacris + Divine. haha
i loved "closer", therefore i dig this chick. not bad-looking either. these sort of photos are what i like to see as opposed to those "myspace" pics that other chicks send.
it looks like a lilly
http://dannyblog.typepad.com/dannyblogtypepadcom/images/white_lilly.jpg
but yeah it is freaky
that is the best pic though because you get a nice look at her cans
John:
Now I can't tell what the hell is coming out of her mouth.
It almost looks furry.
Freaky.
pretty eyes, large and inviting
She says her significant other bears a resemblance to Harry Potter. I think that is a code. My significant other bears a resemblance to Harry Palms.
she is pretty decent.
Don't talk up your ass and then not let us see it.
I'd hit it...
That's not a smoke ring or a flower. That's a spunk receptacle.
I think she left her beauty in Hawaii. She needs to go back. This chick is a bushey eyed cunt....
senin i don't think that is a smoke ring
i think she has a flower in her mouth
page 5 is gorgous
hey ludivine you're divine!
add me.
my messenger email:dinopfernandes@iol.pt
xoxo
Where is the Ballerina butt?
The smoke ring pic is disturbing and the glasses of water in the bathroom pic is just plain strange.
You are definitely better looking with makeup.
Don't leave the house without it.
ah, guys, she said "today"... there's always tomorrow! Damn, you're right, we have loop-d-looped. Moe. Have we outdone ourselves now, hijacking Ludivine's post?
swoop...you are truly demented....no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no...there is your nine more times...my feet are ticklish anyway...sorry dude...no toes today...loop over 1.2.3...over and out...
Stop the travelocity shit already. Just put an ad up to the right where ugly Serena is that says, if you just busted a nut, click on this ad for appreciation. Please, no more travelocity. I don't even use those losers. Expedia and Orbitz are way better.
I bet Ludivine gal is pissed that we're talking about time, travelocity, Angelfood's delicious fantasy toes, and not about her. She didn't think we would just forget about her. As for the toes, I must ask again, just in case it's one of those "no's" that really mean "yes" if you ask me 10 more times. :-) how about just the pinky toe?
We're about to get to present time. We're about to complete the loop. The backyard worm hole is going to get tapped. 3-2-1, bang.
answer to #25 now...some other number in a few seconds....no my toes do not make "public appearances" not available for comment, photos or further discussion...sorry limp boy...must take matter into your own hands...get it? ;>
Deluded.
this time warp stuff has given me a limpy. angelfood, can you send in some photos of your toes to the Bastardly to help me get my stiffy back? Please... please?
Okay, bastardly bros. I tried. I took one for the team. You all know you want to see her little toes. Now, I'm expecting the bastardly lady rejection.
And the Travelocity thing sucks ass, too. I understand advertising but I hate losing my brilliant posts as I'm usually too shit-bombed to recreate them and then I have write lame ones like this...
yawn
anyone see this "ballerina ass" shes talking about? i must have missed it.
"You all make me smile downstairs, in my pants." As GA.BOY says, where are the photos of teh downstairs? You make a big deal out of your ballerina ass, and you show us zero, zip bootay. You deserved to be bent over and spunked like an Eurowhore bag.
Damn, I woke up on the wrong side of bed today. Your pretty face needs to slapped and creamed hard by 20 2-cm bastardly willies.